At the Movies With Peter Travers: The Informant! and Jennifers Body


The fall movie season gets off to a flying start as Rolling Stone movie critic Peter Travers has not one but two films to recommend in this weeks At the Movies. Leading the way is Oscar-winning director Steven Soderberghs The Informant!, with an emphasis on the exclamation point to let audiences know that this film is both funny and shocking. The based-on-a-true-story film stars an unrecognizable Matt Damon as four-eyed biochemist Mark Whitacre, a strangely fascinating man who embezzles and defrauds the firm hes working for, all while assisting the FBI in an investigation against the firm. The duplicity of Whitacres actions is just one of the threads holding this smart and funny look at the world we live in now, Travers says.

Also out this weekend is Jennifers Body, starring current Rolling Stone cover star Megan Fox. Sure, Hollywood is advertising this thing like its just another cookie-cutter bloodfest, but this movie does something thats nearly impossible to pull off:

The dangerous combination of comedy and horror. Thanks to Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody, director Karyn Kusama and its leads Fox and Amanda Seyfried, this film about the prom queen who is sacrificed to Satan and ultimately does his bidding is a winner. And besides, is there anything more horrifying than being in high school?

Over the past few weeks, Travers has done a review of the summers best films and a Fall Movie Preview, so by turning away from what entered theaters the last days of summer, hes stored up new filler for his Scum Bucket. There was Gamer. You know that saying Dont hate the playa, hate the game. Travers definitely hated the Game[r]. Sorority Row, or the anti-Jennifers Body, also gets scummed, as does Kate Beckinsales Whiteout and the atrociously sappy drama Love Happens, starring Aaron Eckhart and Jennifer Aniston.

Q&A: Once Upon a Time Creators on Having a Role for Kelly Clarkson


Once Upon a Time creators and showrunners Ed Kitsis and Adam Horowitz are infectiously passionate when speaking about their fantasy-based shows. Theres plenty of intrigue ahead in Once Upon a Times third season, including most of the casts voyage to Neverland in search of Emmas son, Henry; it premieres on 8 p.m. on Sunday on ABC.

The duo is extra-busy now in their storybook universe; they have a new sister show, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, set to premiere on October 10th at 8 p.m. It stars John Lithgow as the White Rabbit and newcomer Sophie Lowe as Alice, and is intended to be a separate narrative that feels inviting for unfamiliar viewers while also offering some extra tidbits from the main show.

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Kitsis and Horowitz sat down with Rolling Stone talk about fairy tales, Easter eggs and getting Iggy Pop to voice a druggy caterpillar.

Youve had two great seasons of Once Upon a Time already. What can fans look forward to in season three?
Kitsis: I think what were really excited about in season three is that were on an adventure to Neverland and weve got the Fairytale Avengers off to battle an evil Peter Pan and save Henry. Were very excited for people to see Neverland, meet Peter Pan, and we think the show is going in a really fun, magical and yet emotional direction. Were doing the seasons in two this year. Were writing eleven episodes in the beginning and eleven in spring, so this first section is Neverland and were really excited about it.

Were you guys nervous about making Peter Pan evil?
Horowitz: Honestly, were nervous about everything, but thats sort of our approach to storytelling. We like to find ideas that excite us and, if they make us a little nervous, then we head toward that rather than away from it. But as for Peter Pan being evil, our Peter Pan is not, as youll see, a black-and-white creation of good and evil, just like we like to think all of our characters arent black and white. What were excited about is peeling back the layers on our version of Peter Pan so you can understand why hes doing the things that hes doing, starting with taking Henry from our heroes.

Kitsis: We always try to put our own twist on it so, for us, it wouldnt be fun to just do another version of Peter Pan just like last year, our Captain Hook is a lot different than other Captain Hooks.

Without going into spoiler territory, we know were going to see Peter Pan and Neverland as well as Ariel, and obviously theres the Once Upon a Time in Wonderland spinoff happening. Any other characters or fairy tales that might be weaved into this story?
Kitsis: Were going to be seeing Tinker Bell and were going to be doing a version of the Pied Piper.

Horowitz: As well as continuing to explore Robin Hood.

Are we going back to Wonderland at any time, like in previous seasons, or are you going to leave that to the new series?
Kitsis: Were going to leave that the new series.

Horowitz: Wonderland will be strictly the domain of the new series. You may see something familiar from Once on Wonderland, but really, the intention is that both of these shows will be their own separate entities.

Kitsis: They exist in their own universes.

Horowitz: The stories that are taking place on each show are not dependent upon each other.

Kitsis: Yeah, we dont want to overwhelm the viewer.

So there wont be any crossovers at all? I know, for instance, that Once Upon a Time in Wonderland starts in Storybrooke.
Kitsis: There will be a couple that start in Storybrooke and we will see maybe one or two flashbacks.

Horowitz: The streams will cross in some ways that are hopefully fun for fans of Once Upon a Time that are watching Wonderland, and hopefully the fans that come to Wonderland will get a self-contained experience that will have things that we hope will please fans of the greater franchise.

Kitsis: We really wanted to make sure that people who hadnt seen Once didnt feel like they couldnt watch Wonderland because they hadnt seen the other show.

You conceived Once prior to working on Lost, but after working on a show like that with such a deep, rich serialized mythology, did you feel allegiance to that kind of storytelling?
Kitsis: We had this idea when we were coming off of Felicity, which was around 2002, but we didnt know how to tell it. We had a good idea, but we didnt know how to execute it. It really wasnt until we got to Lost that the writers block went away and we started to realize how you do a show like this. I would say Lost is kind of where we found our sound and we applied it to Once.

As on Lost, there are tons of Easter eggs dropped throughout all the episodes. Do you guys follow that stuff online and continue to add them to play with the audience a little?
Kitsis: We try to write the show so that if people want to just lean back, have a beer, and watch the show, they can enjoy it, but were also fans in our own right so we also try to reward the people that want to lean in with a magnifying glass and see the Easter eggs. It could be as simple as an Apollo Bar or it could be hints we gave season one about Pinocchio, that he kept lying about having lemurs somewhere or something. So we do try to reward both viewers.

Are there any in particular that youve dropped that you dont think someone has picked up on yet? Something that has made you say, I cant believe they missed that!
Kitsis: Well do random ones like when we called our werewolves episode Child of the Moon, which was after the Rolling Stones song. We called the original Dark One Zoso after Led Zeppelin, and those dont get picked up as easily as when the clock said 8:15 [which is a reference to Lost].

That could be an issue of the age of your shows audience as well.
Kitsis: That could be. Theyre not as big Rolling Stones fans as us. [Laughs] I will say, though, that they get everything. When we did August W. Booth, we named him after the guy who coined the term unreliable narrator and, we started to having him lying in scenes. Our audience is so clever and theyre so smart that they immediately picked up on it. So unless its some sort of weird, obscure rock reference, and they even get most of those, they get them. Its great because you put something in and our audience is so smart that they get it immediately. And, by the way, there are things that you think youre being clever and the audience figures it out a year before, so by the time you reveal it, they already know. Like when we revealed that Henrys dad was Rumpelstiltskins son, we had that from Season One and we thought we were clever, but by the time we got to it, most of our audience were already anticipating it.

With some of the changes that you make to these fairy tales, is there anything in fairy tale land that you think is just off-limits? Are there any stories that you just wouldnt feel comfortable changing?

Horowitz: Its funny because we try to challenge ourselves to find the coolest spin on these stories, and the things that excite us the most, but we havent thought about it in terms of something being off limits. Its more about thinking about whats the surprising way into these stories.

Kitsis: Right, so for us when we first chose Wonderland, we went through the Mad Hatter to find out how he became mad. Once we added an eighth dwarf and killed it, at that point, we realized it was just a matter of finding the right story for the right character. Its taken us two years to do Ariel, but that was because we always wanted to save her for Neverland, where we know there are mermaids.

Im not sure if you saw it online, but Kelly Clarkson is super excited about Ariel.

Kitsis: We love Kelly Clarkson and she has been our biggest supporter since day one. We are so honored because at first. I heard that and I was like, Thats not true! and then someone sent us a tweet we got from her and I said, Oh my God, really?

Seems like the perfect time to ask her to do a guest spot.
Kitsis: We will take her! Any time she wants to come to Vancouver, we have got a spot for her.

One of the things that makes the large ensemble of characters on Once Upon a Time work is that all the various threads have some type of connective tissue. Do you ever worry about introducing too many fairy tale characters into this mythology?
Horowitz: Absolutely. You dont want to overwhelm the audience and you want to, most importantly, care about the characters. For example, this season is very much focused on that core group whos on the boat as well as Belle, whos left behind in Storybrooke, and telling their story. What we always strive to do is, when we introduce new characters is find the way that they are connected to them, so that its not feeling like an island or a tangent. Rather than being a tangent, it actually enriches the story of the regulars.

Kitsis: Thats why we were so excited, this year, putting those characters on that boat to Neverland and watching because, at the end of the day, Once is the story of a dysfunctional family. For us, we love seeing everyone come together and what we love so much about Neverland is really kind of seeing this core group get into it. Like Captain Hook, last year, was a new character but now, coming into Season Three you forget that he wasnt in the pilot. For us, we always say its like Desmond and Ben Linus on Lost. You dont realize they werent on the plane.

Rapid-fire question time: Is Rumpelstiltskin ever going to get to just be happy with Belle?
Kitsis: You know, if we answer that. . . I can tell you that Rumpel is searching for his happy ending and just because villains are villains doesnt mean that they dont want a happy ending. I can say that he is striving for that, but it is going to be very difficult and, where we last left him, he was on a suicide mission to save Henry. But that was, of course, before he knew his son was alive, so hes going to keep striving.

Are we ever going to get to see Maleficent out of that dragon state?
Horowitz: What well say is that Maleficents presence will be felt again on Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.

I know this is akin to asking you guys to pick your favorite child, but are you more excited for fans to see whats new in Season Three or for them to check out the new series?
Kitsis: Both! (laughs)

Horowitz: I would say that its an equal amount of excitement and nervousness. Weve been living with both [Season Three of Once and the first season of Wonderland] since May as weve been cooking up and writing these scripts, so now were right on the cusp of everyone getting a peek at them and its like sending your children off into the world. Its exciting and nerve-wracking and we cant wait.

Kitsis: Were so excited for Season Three and Neverland and, for us, we feel like its some of our best episodes yet. Were the most excited for Neverland. At the same time, we love Wonderland. Its so much fun. Its a great new cast with new stories and its got its own vibe and its really like a trippy, dark psychedelic romance and were excited for people to get into it. I mean, the recent news is that Iggy Pop is going to be voicing the hookah-smoking caterpillar. Plus, John Lithgow as the White Rabbit. How can you beat that?

Can we please get more Red Riding Hood and more Aurora and Mulan?
Kitsis: Aurora and Mulan, we are definitely going to get more of them. We have a great arc for them in the first eleven episodes, and Ruby will be coming back in the second half because shes on Intelligence right now but she is definitely a part of the show and she will hopefully be back in the latter half of the season.

So exciting. Those characters, and the talented actors who play them, are great.
Horowitz: Yeah, weve got some stuff that were very happy and excited about for Aurora and Mulan and youll see them very soon.

Kitsis: In the season premiere even!

Sidney Lumet: The King of New York


Eyes flashing, head up, he struts around Manhattan all five feet six inches of him like he owns the streets. And since hes Sidney Lumet, he damn near does. For half a century, this native New Yorker (OK, he was born in Philly, but like he says, I got out in a year) has directed dozens of movies in and around the citys five boroughs, reveling in its diversity, catching the glamour, the grit, even the moral stench.

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He has poked his camera into a jury room (12 Angry Men), the mind of a Holocaust survivor (The Pawnbroker), a bank heist (Dog Day Afternoon), a drug bust (Q&A), the power corridors of TV (Network) and the corrupt corners of the justice system (Serpico, Prince of the City). His latest, Before the Devil Knows Youre Dead, is a return to feisty form after a bumpy stretch that began in 1992 when he miscast Melanie Griffith as a cop infiltrating a sect of Hasidic Jews in A Stranger Among Us. Devil, shot on high-def video with the ballsy energy of a renegade a thbird Lumets age, is the real deal. Philip Seymour Hoffman and Ethan Hawke play desperate brothers who plan to rob their parents jewelry store in Westchester County, a safe bet that instead sparks a family tragedy out of Eugene ONeill. How like Lumet. You sit down for a caper and get the emotional rug pulled out from under you.

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We meet at his office on the top floor of the Ansonia, a historic building that once housed Enrico Caruso, Babe Ruth and the sex club Platos Retreat. An eight-block walk from the West Side apartment where he lives with Mary Gimbel, his wife since 1980, the shoe box of an office looks like, well, shit. A peek through a tiny window reveals pigeons flying over the city he adores. Otherwise, its a desk, two chairs and nothing on the white walls to suggest a life that accumulated four wives, two daughters, an Army stint in Burma and a reputation for social protest. And nothing about the career of a master who started as a child actor onstage, moved on to directing live TV and then movies that amassed five Academy Award nominations for him, seventeen nominations for the actors in them and an honorary Oscar in 2005 for life achievement. Lumet leaves the celebrating to others hes still achieving.

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Ill start by saying congratulations. Its been fifty years since you made your first movie, 12 Angry Men. Devil is your forty-fifth feature.
Youre putting me on. Im not, and you know it. Are these tributes getting to be a pain in the ass? In all honesty, I dont look at my movies. When theyre over, theyre over. If I run across one of them on the box, I might look in for five minutes. As for that honorary Oscar, I think maybe theyre saying, Were surprised youre still alive [laughs]. You usually get these things a few months before you die. The last thing I know anything about is the thinking on the West Coast. They called me out there from New York when 12 Angry Men came out and got nominated. I was the hot thing, you know, the new flavor. They had this picture they wanted me to do with 5,000 battleships, the works. And I said to the studio head, Look, all you see in my movie is twelve guys in a jury room. How do you know I can do this? And he said, Were looking for a young Lewis Milestone.

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Didnt he win an Oscar for directing All Quiet on the Western Front?
Right. Lewis was in his early sixties, and I happened to know that he had developed a case of shingles because he couldnt get a fucking job. The irritation and frustration had mounted to such a degree that he was wearing white gloves to hide the rash. So I asked, Whats wrong with the old Lewis Milestone? That broke up the meeting fast [laughs].

So youre saying ageism has always been a problem in Hollywood?
Yes, that sense of being nervous about older people. America is a country that throws away old things, and I guess that includes us directors. What surprises studios is that anybody as old as I am can still function well. On Devil, you wouldnt believe the number of reviews that have mentioned my age right away eighty-three-year-old Sidney Lumet, da da da da da. Its a little silly.

Youre not wearing white gloves, so Im figuring your age didnt hurt in getting the financing for Devil?
It wasnt easy, but it wasnt grueling, either. Theres a lot of private money in movies now. Devil is privately financed. Its a positive development, but its also a two-edged sword. These people dont understand word one about film.

So what gets these financers interested? Profit? Their name onscreen?
Theyre interested in getting laid. To them, the girls involved in movies are all 36-D cup. I walked into the Beverly Hills Hotel years ago, and one of these guys was sitting in the Polo Lounge, smashed out of his mind, with an arm around a girl on his left and an arm around a girl on his right, groping for a tit on each side. That was as bold a thing as Id ever seen then. And none of its changed [laughs]. These are the constants in life.

Lets walk through a little history here. Youve been nominated for an Oscar as Best Director four times. And you havent won yet. Do you think theres still a shot?
As long as Im alive.

Youre not pissed about not winning?
I hate to sound like a smart person [laughs]. But Ive always had the perspective that its the work that matters. So thats been where the concentration has gone. I didnt even go out for the Oscar show when I was nominated on 12 Angry Men. Its not out of nobility. Im thrilled that they gave me an honorary one. I clutched it. You wouldnt have been able to pull it out of my hand without killing me. One of the reasons is I love a hit. And the best thing about awards is that they can get me the money for three more flops. Ive been a minority in terms of the establishment part of the business. Im from New York.

Isnt there a New York establishment?
Ive never been aware of one. I dont see Marty Scorsese socially, and theres nobodys work I admire more. Woody Allen? Never. [The artist] Julian Schnabel and I talk, but we were friends before he became a movie director. Maybe they just dont include me. As far as I know, the New York film cabal doesnt exist.

Lets get to your latest New York movie: You open Devil with a hot sex scene, which is not in the Lumet tradition.
Right. I dont do fucking scenes.

So why this time? The first thing we see is a naked Philip Seymour Hoffman and Marisa Tomei going at it in a hotel room in Brazil. Were you trying to make a today movie with a porn-Web-site vibe?
I dont know what the fuck today is, any more than I know what a commercial movie is. The reason for the sex scene is simple. Andy, Hoffmans character, is going to do some very unpleasant things during the body of this movie. Its therefore important to know what it is he wants, whats driving him. And he wants his idea of fancy sex fancy only because he cant really function unless hes away from the city, away from his brother, from his parents. Hes one of those people who needs the cruise-ship mentality to function sexually.

Tomei naked, I get it. But Hoffman?
Thats the point. Hes overweight. Hes got a big ass. And to top it off, hes looking at himself in the mirror. But you have to know what his character wants. So it was the first thing I added.

After you made them brothers.
Right. They were just friends in Kelly Mastersons script. People often talk about the family dynamics in my movies, maybe because in 1962 I did Long Days Journey Into Night with Katharine Hepburn. That one says it all about family. But looking at my work that way would inhibit me. Its like if I had to come up with some defense for each movie of mine that fails at the box office. I cant. I dont have enough ego to say, Thats a good movie. Fuck you if you dont know it. But I know it. I dont forget [laughs].

Was it easy casting the movie, getting Hoffman and Hawke?
Wonderfully easy. I sent the script first to Philip, one of the finest actors in the country, and I gave him the choice to play either brother: Hank or Andy. Then I sent it to Ethan. And Ethan said he wanted to play Hank. I was surprised, because Hank is a weak character, and most actors are afraid of that. But Ethan had this image of how to activate a weak man. Hes always in motion. I preferred Andy to be older, to be the influence on Hank, pushing him. So I called Philip back, and he said, Great. That simple. Marisa Tomei was my first choice to play Andys wife, whos cheating on him with Hank. Marisa is wonderful after that sex scene, when sadness overwhelms her. I love that moment. I also love it when Albert Finney, as the father, walks down the hospital corridor at the end. Theres another scene in the script after that with Ethan and Marisa, but I didnt use it. I knew the movie was over when Albert walked out. It doesnt matter what happens after. Let the audience wonder.

Youve made some movies A Stranger Among Us, The Wiz, Family Business that youve been hammered for. How does that make you feel?
It hurts. But what happens over time maybe its because I started so early as an actor, four years old theres always been a leveling influence. I dont plunge into despair. And when it works well, I dont go wild with joy. Now maybe Im missing something. Maybe Ive reduced the size of my life. I dont think so. I think its the sensible way to work.

You were praised for your book Making Movies, in which you said, Ive done two movies because I needed the money. Ive done three because I love to work and couldnt wait anymore. Do you know a movie will suck while youre making it?
In one, I knew at the end of the second week of rehearsal. And the other one, I knew on the second day of shooting. And the terrible thing is theres nobody I can talk to, because Im the director [laughs]. I cant tell the actors. Theyll go running to the hills and scream, and be totally useless. So Im stuck with this knowledge. And now Ive got to go through eight weeks, whatever the shooting schedule is. But you do know.

It must be a special kind of torture.
It is. What helps is that all of us have this never-ending talent for self-deception [laughs]. You need that self-deception just to go to work.

OK, lets look at some Lumet classics from the 1970s. Whats your memory of Dog Day Afternoon, with Al Pacino as a bank robber who takes hostages? Its the quintessential New York movie.
Well, my biggest memory of it is how high we were. I think we did that movie in, like, thirty-two days. And thats 500 fucking people in the street all the time. Part of the exhilaration came from Als performance, because he was so screaming high. He was two octaves above C.

Was he living this part?
He was so terrified of it that the only way he could get through it was to turn himself into an obsessed actor, although hes always obsessed, really. Do you know that the day before we started shooting, he quit?

Youre kidding, right?
He asked me and the screenwriter, Frank Pierson, to come up to his house for some cockamamie reason. It was preshooting terror. And we walked in. He was crawling around on all fours, barking like a dog. And I know Als not crazy. Nor is he a lunatic when he works. Hes got very solid technique, knows what hes doing. I said, Al, what the fuck is this? He said, Im out of control. I cant do this one. At the time, I dont think thered ever been a major Hollywood star who had played a gay man, much less a gay man who wanted to marry another guy, much less steal to get the money for the guys sex-change operation. The terror for Al came in realizing what he had committed to. The Godfather had already opened, and he was at the top. Plus, he had a Godfather II start date waiting, a week after we finished. So it was all beginning for him.

How did you talk him off the ledge?
The only thing that worked was to get up on a ledge with him. There was no hint of analysis on my part, no attempt to say, Al, calm down. I just kept relating his present state of mind to the character and what the character must have felt like when he decided to rob the bank. I had such faith in him as an actor, having worked with him already in Serpico, that I knew way back in his head the actor part of him would be digesting all these feelings and saying, Hey, I can use that in the performance. It was no problem. He showed up the next day.

What about your state of mind on a movie set? Do you carry a whip to lay down the law? Are you a shouter?
Never shouting. Always calm, unless Ive got a lunatic on the set. I work with great good humor, very close to the crew. Its very relaxed. And one of the things I told Al, I said, Youre a real pain in the ass. Because at that time, he was one of those actors who had to stay in the state that the scene demanded. If the scene was in great anger, hed be fucking angry all day kicking things, speaking rudely to people. And I said, Al, Ive got to get you together with Albert Finney, who Id worked with in Murder on the Orient Express. With him, you say, Cut, and he steps out, stays quiet and thinks about the next scene. With you, when the character has a bad day, you give us a bad day. He listened it was good.

Ive been on a Lumet set youre very affectionate with people, a toucher, a kisser.
The fastest kiss in the East [laughs]. Look, on a movie, were all giving each other something precious. No bullshit, I cant think of a better job. Its not a technique. Im not a fool. I think Im a talented man. But then theres luck. I think theres a reason luck doesnt always happen to others. They dont know how to prepare the groundwork for luck. I do.

How does one prepare for luck?
Work. Its something that Im so dependent on: work. Three of the worst moments generated from the outside the bombing of Pearl Harbor, when JFK was shot and 9/11 in all three instances, I broke for lunch, and we came back an hour later and resumed work. There was no dwelling on it. We had our work to do. It absolutely had to go on, even if I could feel resentment from the crew.

On 9/11, you were shooting 100 Centre Street for cable TV.
Right. I arrived around 9:10 a.m., and coming over the Triborough Bridge, I saw Tower Two go down. And there was never a doubt in my mind that we should continue. I called everybody together, and I said, If youre worried about your families, go, please. But if there are enough of you left, I want to keep on working. I had cots brought in so we could sleep at the studio. And then the following day, Wednesday, when we went back out on location, members of that crew came up and said, Sidney, you were so right for us to keep working, because all we would have done is go home and watch the fucking box, same shots over and over, of everything falling.

Speaking of the box brings us to Network. Peter Finch won the first posthumous Oscar, for playing a crazed TV anchor whos mad as hell because TV will do anything for ratings, including film robberies and executions. This was in 1976. You and writer Paddy Chayefsky actually foresaw the birth of reality TV.
People would say to me and Paddy, Its a brilliant satire. And wed say, What satire? Its sheer reportage [laughs]. We had the feeling while making Network that something special was happening. But it wasnt totally joyful making it. I was so worried about my comedy skills. I was very good at making jokes. But here, working with Chayefsky, who was the modern Molire, the jokes were about the most serious things.

When you direct something like the mad as hell scene, are you aware its going to have an impact on the zeitgeist?
Not when Im doing it. But I knew that mad as hell had to be done in total truthfulness. And it was such a sense of devotion and participation by Peter Finch on the first take. And I wanted to do another. Start slower, I said, and lets see what we get. And we started Take Two, and Peter stopped in the middle. I didnt know about his heart condition then. He wasnt saying anything, because it would have made him uninsurable. He just stopped and said, Sidney, I cant go on. I said, OK, lets not push it. And what you see in the movie is that first half of the speech from Take Two, and the rest from Take One. He was dead a few months later.

You seem to have a genuine connection with actors. Youre probably the only director, living or dead, who has ever directed both Marlon Brando and Vin Diesel. Is it because you began your career as an actor?
I understand what theyre going through. The self-exposure, which is at the heart of all their work, is done using their own body. Its their sexuality, their strength or weakness, their fear. And thats extremely painful. And when theyre not doing it in their performance, they pull back. They get shy. Paul Newman, who I worked with on The Verdict, is one of the shyest men Ive ever met. Thats why rehearsal is so important.

How long to rehearse on a movie?
Sometimes three weeks Long Days Journey Into Night was four weeks. It depends on the complexity of the characters. That way the actors get confidence in what I see in them. Actors have told me, angrily, about directors who dont see. Thats the reason Marlon Brando was a tester. He would test to see if the director understood what he was doing.

How did Brando test you?
He tested me the second day we were shooting The Fugitive Kind. He would do two takes. But in one, he was working from the inside. In the other, he was just what we call indicating it. Doing the same vocal pattern, the same physical pattern, but not really playing it. He watched to see which take I printed.

And what if you picked wrong?
Oh, you are fucked from there on in [laughs]. Because he is not going to pour it out for somebody who doesnt see it.

What about your movie orphans, the ones no one takes home and gives careful attention, even on DVD?
Daniel is one because of my love for that script Edgar Doctorow did from his own book [a fictionalized version of the Rosenbergs and their execution for spying] and for the theme: the cost children pay for their parents passions. The failure of that movie got me to do two more movies, Running on Empty and the silly, bad Family Business, with the exact same theme. Crazy.

Lets try an experiment: Pretend that you just got a script. And its called The Sidney Lumet Story.
Im saying no right now [laughs].

Humor me. I want to know where the movie starts. Do you paint a rosy picture of your life as the child of Baruch Lumet, a star of the Yiddish theater? You have a father, and then you have this guy whos also up on the stage. Is there a disconnect?
He was no father figure. He was only a father up on the stage. Its the only time I liked him. He was a terrible man.

Did he lose his patience with you?
He didnt have patience. He had a bad temper. He hit us. He was probably unfaithful to my mother all the time. I dont know. But she sure complained about him. I could hear the fights. Nothing admirable about him, until he went to work. And then he was admirable.

And how was he when you started to get in his game and act?
Thrilled. This was during the Depression. So when I worked, we ate. He wasnt working that often. The Yiddish theater was well past its great days. He was a very talented actor, but he had an accent a heavy accent, Polish so he never could work on Broadway. And eating was a problem for a long time, until I began working steadily on Broadway.

And your mom was what? Worried?
She was supportive. We ate regularly when I worked.

Any siblings?
A sister, older, and I think she probably had some resentment because, among other things, I got all the attention.

Did you like it?
Loved it [laughs]! As Mel Brooks said, its fun to be the king.

You started acting onstage when you were four. At eleven, you made your Broadway debut in Dead End. I found a New York Times review of your stage performance in My Hearts in the Highlands. It said, Lumet, as the boy, was charming and showed a manly technique. What manly things were you doing?
I was acting the part. One of the points of the play was that my father is a poet, and Im the kid, thirteen, and Im taking care of him, cause he cant do squat about life. Im the one who gets us through it.

Just like at home?
Exactly.

On to Hollywood: What was the first acting you did in front of the camera?
Just did it once: One Third of a Nation. I was fifteen.

How would you direct that scene in your movie biopic?
To show the terror. The director was maddening. And he knew nothing about actors, or working with them. The star was Sylvia Sidney, who, youll pardon me speaking badly of the dead, was a nasty old cunt. When it was time for my closeup, the director said, Sylvia, please give him the lines, instead of the script girl. She was so resentful of that, she sat there clicking her knitting needles. She was a great knitter. Not one look at me, just mumbling. She was terrible. The whole experience was lousy.

Actings loss, directings gain. How does it make you feel when you run into younger filmmakers, like George Clooney, who say, Mr. Lumet, I admire your work so much that Im stealing from it?
I dont know what the fuck theyre talking about. I dont know what theyre stealing, because, to me, the style of every movie is determined by the script. As far as I can see, there is no Lumet style. I pour myself into it, but I dont know what theyre extracting. I swear I dont. Im thrilled that a movie of mine has a resonance for somebody that I never intended, cause that means I did it well, but I never know what it is.

OK, weird last question: What was your first memory?
Hmm. I think . . . its at a very young age. I remember being in my carriage, and we lived on the Lower East Side then, and it was a rough place to live. And I remember somebody putting a snowball under my hat, next to my ear. And the cold, I swear I remember feeling it.

Its tactile like you, like your movies.
Its a feeling. It has no judgment. Im starting a new movie now, Getting Out. Its a prison picture. I wrote it. And I have a feeling about that, too. A feeling, no judgment. Just off we go.

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12 Angry Men, 1957 Henry Fonda has to talk sense to the other jurors Lee J. Cobb (above) played a racist. One room. People think the smaller a movie is, the simpler it is. Not so. When I tell Lumet the fi lm is the fave of Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe), he smiles.

Serpico, 1973 Al Pacinos talent is just blinding. His Frank Serpico is a New York cop protesting cop corruption. Protesting is what mattered to him. That got to me. I was brought up Orthodox. The Jewish ethic is stern, moralistic. I thought like that very early.

Network, 1976 Peter Finchs TV news anchor yelling Im mad as hell is a sane man yelling at an insane world. The writer, Paddy Chayefsky, was prescient. The only thing that hasnt happened yet from that movie is a reality show where they shoot someone on the air.

Prince of the City, 1981 This was Treat Williams playing a cop who crosses the line. I remember we shot it all over the city, hundreds of locations. I have never paid so much attention directing a movie. New York always gives me back as much as I put into it.

The Verdict, 1982 Paul Newmans lawyer, as David Mamet wrote him, is looking for salvation. Its about the separation between the law and what justice actually is. Lumets fast pace made Newman joke that Lumet could doublepark in front of a whorehouse.

Chris Pratt Continues Perfect Streak With Guardians Ship Tour


Guardians of the Galaxyis officially the Summer Blockbuster of 2014, earning strong reviews and box office results. But a last-minute promotional push couldnt hurt: In the above video, star Chris Pratt shows off Peter Quills ultra-cool Milano spaceship in a style reminiscent of MTVs Cribs.

First, Pratt showcases the ships common area (As you can see, I keep it pretty filthy) before moving over to the massive touch-screen and pretending touse the devicein character. (When you see me doing this in the movie, he says, Im picturing that Im on my Twitter feed.) Of course, it wouldnt be a true Cribrip without showing where the magic happens, so Pratt takes fans over to Quills bunk and points out his old-school tape deck.

The actor also talks about the Milanos unique look, which Pratt calls retro in space, with its mixture of old-school charm and futuristic eye candy. And he ends the clip in trueCribsstyle, staring into the camera and yelling,Now get the fuck OUT! like a proper celebrity. (Fun fact:Guardians of the Galaxydirector James Gunn recentlyconfirmed on Twitterthat the ship was namedafter Quills awesome childhood crush Alyssa Milano.)

Rolling Stones Peter Travers praised the film in his3 1/2 star review: Guardians of the Galaxyis crowded with characters and incidents that sometimes spill over into confusion and chaos, our critic wrote. Still, this orphan child of the Marvel universe possesses a wild-card energy and a throwaway charm that its bloated bigger-budget brothers should envy. Even a sequel doesnt inspire dread. Should the Guardians take on the Avengers? Hell, yeah!

Walking Dead Recap: Why Cant We Just Have One Good Day?


Where we left off: Welcome to Woodbury, Michonne and Andrea. We met The Governor, who may or may not be a good person. Probably not, because he gunned down the National Guard and keeps a Man Cave full of dismembered heads floating in aquarium tanks. Also: our old friend Merle is back, minus a hand.

Where we pick up: Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man, this episode is a doozy. When I spoke to Andrew Lincoln before the season premiere, he mentioned that episode 304 was when things got really good. Ive greatly enjoyed this season so far (laters for you, Search for Sophia), but this episode just seriously kicked ass. And broke my heart. And made me cry, and squeal, and scream. BRAVO, Team Walking Dead Producers! This was the best episode yet.

The episode begins with a mysterious someone feeding dead animals to the walkers. And cutting open the chains keeping the gates secured. And leaving a heart on the ground.

Rick and Daryl and T-dog and Carol are strategizing, moving their vehicles around and getting ready to burn the corpses. They need some more help so they call for Glenn and Maggie who are making the beast with two backs in the guard tower. The group on the ground wants to know if theyre coming. Are they? Bwa ha ha. Sex joke on The Walking Dead! Good one!

Axel and Oscar approach and plea to join the Still Alives. They cant handle living with all the dead bodies of their prisoner friends. Axel tells Rick that theyll do whatever they need to do to join the group but Rick responds that the deal they made was non-negotiable the prisoners either stay in their cell block or they hit the road, Jack.

The group discusses and T-dog argues that they should let the prisoners join them. Massive character development and so much more dialogue for T-dog than he normally receives! Hooray for T-dog!

In Woodbury, Michonne examines the newly-looted booty from the National Guard. The guns are out of ammo and there are fresh bullet holes and human blood on the trucks. The Governor asks Michonne to stay and be a soldier for Woodbury, but she calls him on the fact that the blood and the bullet holes just dont seem to add up to the story hes telling about how the National Guard all died before he could rescue them.

Beth and Lori bring crutches to Hershel, who is eager to go for a stroll. Everyone is elated that Hershel is up on his feet er, foot.

Michonne and Andrea discuss their travel plans. Michonne wants to head to the coast because it will be safe. She wants out of Woodbury because her gut tells her that something is totally off about the Governor.

Glenn gives a box of food to Axel and tells him its enough to last them for a week on the road. Axel says Thank you, bro. Oscar gives him shit for saying that.

Rick, Glenn and Daryl walk around the prison yard as T-Dog and Carol move their vehicles into formation. Hershel takes his first triumphant steps outside and everyone cheers. Not so loudly! Your cheers will draw the zombies, you silly! Lori and Rick exchange a glance that seems almost loving. Lets call it actually loving. Its delightful.

But then holy shit! Walkers! So many walkers! Where did they come from? SHIT. Rick and Daryl and Glenn run back to the prison as Carl and Lori attempt to save themselves. Beth and Hershel make it back to the prison and slam the gate closed. Maggie rescues Lori and Carl and leads them inside. The prison is also filled with walkers and they dont know where to go. Suddenly, the prison alarms start blaring. And if you thought a measly Hooray was going to draw the walkers, then just see what happens when prison alarms go off. T-dog is bit, bad. Fuck fuck fuck.

Andrea gives Merle a map describing where she last saw his brother Daryl. Merle wonders why they never hooked up back in the day. Most likely because he was a racist asshole who called her a whore. Oh, that. Merle tells Andrea that they have a lot in common because they were both left behind. And not in a rapture sort of way.

The Governor hits golf balls off the tall, tall walls, aiming at lurching walkers. The Governor golfs while Rome burns, so to speak. He wants to bring women to Augusta and let them play and break tradition. Fuck your sexist golf tradition, Augusta! Top priority when the world has turned to shit! Merle asks the Governor for permission to go look for Daryl. The Governor is skeptical that he could still be alive eight months later but says that if he can get more information, hell go out with Merle himself.

Lori knows the baby is coming. Maggie tries to help because she knows a tiny bit about birthing babies. Lori is in bad shape. She tries to push but ends up covered in blood. She asks Maggie to cut the baby out of her using her old C-section scars as a guide.

T-dog tries to guide Carol to safety as theyre overrun by zombies. He is brutally and gorily attacked. So long, T-dog. You were a good guy even if they forgot to write dialogue for you for the first two seasons.

The Governor shares a drink with Andrea, who has lost her tolerance for hard liquor. They talk about their lost families his wife died in a car accident before the zombpocalypse began and its just him and his daughter. Andrea, who looks really pretty now that shes healthy and clean, exchanges some meaningful glances He tells her that shes welcome back to Woodbury anytime. He also tells her his real name: Philip. He steps towards her like he might just kiss her, but instead he opens the doors and says goodbye.

The fighting Still Alives, along with Axel and Oscar, try to shut down the generators to get the sirens to shut off. Andrew (the tiny prisoner Rick left to die out in the prison yard two episodes back) tries to kill Rick. Oscar ends up with a gun and aims it. Andrew cries Shoot him! We can take back this prison! This is our house! Shoot him! But Oscar shoots Andrew instead, because Oscar understands life and death and remembers that Andrew was one of the bad dudes.

Lori knows shes going to die but she wants the baby to live. She tells Carl to be a good man and always do the right thing. Im sorry, I cant write anymore about this scene because I was weeping and weeping and I couldnt see the screener video on my laptop. Maggie manages to cut the baby out a raw C-section with no anesthesia. My ladyparts cramped in empathy. The baby is delivered safely, but Lori is gone. Carl has to shoot his mother in the head to prevent her from turning into a zombie. I dont think there are any therapists left in this world, but if there is, he should probably try to find one someday.

Rick and Daryl and Glenn try to find the rest of their people. They see walkers eating whats left of T-dog, and discover Carols headscarf. Oh man. Carol, too? Before she ever got to explore her romance with Daryl?

Maggie carries the baby into the prison yard. Without Lori. Rick absolutely loses his shit and its the most heartbreaking display of anguish weve ever seen on this show. Hand Andrew Lincoln an Emmy, please!

Here is a horrible tally: Weve lost T-Dog, Carol and Lori. Weve gained a tiny baby.

And Con-ed just called to say the power is back on in my apartment so I can go home without worrying about zombies. It was pretty scary there for a week. Until next Sunday, zombiefriends! Stay safe and be well.

Watch Magical First Trailer for Steven Spielbergs The BFG


Getting a jump on the 2016 summer movie season (its right around the corner!), Disney has released a teaser trailer for Steven Spielbergs The BFG. Adapted from Roald Dahls 1982 kids book of the same name, The BFG tells the story of Sophie (Ruby Barnhill, in her first film role), a young London orphan who dreams of escaping her dreary boarding house.

Late one night, long after all of the other children have gone to sleep, Sophie spots an enormous hooded figure as it prowls through the shadows outside; she doesnt know it yet, but this is none other than the Big Friendly Giant (a computer-generated creature motion-captured by Bridge of Spies star Mark Rylance). Terrified as the colossus bounds towards her, Sophie tries to hide under the covers, but a gargantuan hand reaches through the open window and snatches the girl out of her bed. Thats where the trailer leaves the child, leaving audiences to imagine or read about the huge adventure that lies in store for her.

Featuring a supporting cast that includes Rebecca Hall, Bill Hader, and Jemine Clement, The BFG arrives in theaters on July 1st, 2016.

Simpsons Actress Marcia Wallace Dead at 70


Marcia Wallace, who provided the voice for schoolteacher Edna Krabappel on The Simpsons, died on Friday at the age of 70. According to Entertainment Weekly, representatives for the long-running animated series said that Wallace had been gravely ill, but the cause of death has not been revealed.

Wallace, who grew up in Creston, Iowa, first won acclaim on The Bob Newhart show, playing Newharts secretary Carol Kester from 1972-1978. She later reprised the role in an Emmy-nominated turn on Murphy Brown. In her early career, Wallace also played bit parts on Bewitched, Columbo, The Brady Bunch, and went on to guest star on episodes of Magnum P.I., Gimme a Break and Murder, She Wrote.

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Wallace joined the cast of The Simpsons in 1990, taking on the role of Barts fourth-grade teacher, Mrs. Krabappel. In 1992, she won an Emmy for outstanding voice actress for her portrayal of the hard-bitten but ultimately sympathetic schoolteacher with the distinctive, cynical laugh.

After a battle with breast cancer in 1985, Wallace became an activist in causes related to the disease and advocated for early detection. Her work for the cause won her the Gilda Radner Courage Award from the Roswell Park Cancer Institute in 2007. She wrote about her illness and the death of her husband, Dennis Hawley, in her 2004 autobiography, Dont Look Back, Were Not Going That Way.

I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace, Simpsons producer Al Jean said in a statement to Entertainment Weekly. She was beloved by all at The Simpsons and we intend to retire her irreplaceable character.

Although the show had recently announced plans to kill off a long-running character, Jean was careful to note that this fate was not intended for Mrs. Krabappel. Earlier we had discussed a potential storyline in which a character passed away, Jean said. This was not Marcias Edna Krabappel. Marcias passing is unrelated and again, a terrible loss for all who had the pleasure of knowing her.

Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton Star in Eerie New Suspiria Trailer


A disturbing darkness envelops the latest trailer for Suspiria, Luca Guadagninos remake of the 1977 Dario Argento horror film of the same name. The clip follows Susie Bannion (Dakota Johnson) as she investigates the disappearance of several students at the Markos Dance Acamemy in Berlin.

At the beginning, she gave me things: perfect balance, perfect sleep, Susie says, musingover the hypnotic allure of the academys artistic director, Madame Blanc (Tilda Swinton). But she wants to get inside of me I can feel her. She can see me.Guadagnino creates an eerie tone with intense close-ups, abrupt jump scares and muted colors.

Chloe Grace Moretz,Lutz Ebersdorf and Mia Goth also star in the film, which sees a limited theatrical release in Los Angeles and New York on October 26th before its wide release on November 2nd. Radioheads Thom Yorke composed the movies score.

A previous Suspiria trailer tapped into a similar sense of dread with images of crawling maggots, ominous metal hooks and sheets covering dead bodies.

The Last Word: Carrie Fisher on LSD, Death and Sex With Han Solo


In the four decades since Star Wars premiered, Carrie Fisher has written two memoirs, a semi-autobiographical novel and starred in a one-woman play about her life. It seemed like there couldnt possibly be a kernel of personal information she hasnt shared but it turns out she was saving a big one for her new book The Princess Diarist, in which she reveals she had an affair with Harrison Ford while filming the original Star Wars. When word leaked out, some outlets reported she wrote that Han Solo was bad in bed, which is apparently completely untrue. I just Tweeted that I dont say how anybody is in any furniture, she says after phoning up Rolling Stone. I dont understand how people can write that! Oh God, now Ive unleashed Twitter and I dont know how to undo it. Now re-tweetings has taken over my phone! Somehow through the chaos, she managed to talk to us about the book and the many lessons shes learned during her incredible life.

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Whats the best and worst parts of success?
The best part is money, traveling and the people you meet. The worst part is, again, money, travel and the people you meet. Thats something Dorothy Parker would say. But Ill answer it straight: The worst part is being criticized. Things are taken out of context. Now, with the Internet, youre your own worst enemy. Im not someone that can sort of just not look.

Youre lucky that your first brush with fame came before Twitter and TMZ.
Im so happy about that. Even though I was never private, I always controlled what was out there. It never felt like anything was private, but compared to now I had a lot more secrets.

What are the important rules you live by?
Be kind. Dont hurt other people. Its all the sort of Christian ethics stuff I thought was bullshit when I was a kid. No, it turns out its not bullshit. Tell the truth, be kind, all that corny stuff.

Whats the best advice you ever got?
You dont have to always be comfortable. You dont have to like everything you do. That was shocking to me. I thought I had to like everything I did. When I heard that, it was such a relief.

Where did you learn that?
A.A. They would say things like, You dont have to like it. You just have to go. I thought that was amazing. Really? I can not like this? Well, great. I dont like it. That took my back to I hate the word Christian, but again, that sort of ethic.

Youre from Beverly Hills. Whats the most Beverly Hills thing about you?
I have a nice car. I drive a Tesla. Im contemporary Beverly Hills. I shop a lot. Its a lifelong thing. I like to think of myself as a collector of things, but its more compulsive than that. So its shopping. And collagen.

Whats the most indulgent purchase youve ever made?
Buying a purse at Fendi when you could feed a lot of people in Africa for the same amount of money.

What was your favorite book as a child and what does it say about you?
I was a freaky kid. I loved language and I would read all these books. I liked Truman Capote and I was obsessed with Dorothy Parker. I wanted to be her. I was just in love with words and they saved my from a lot of stuff. Books were my first drug. They took me away from everything and I would just consume them.

How do you relax?
Badly. I watch old movies, but I dont actually breathe a sigh of relief and relax a lot. Im too high-strung and agitated. I really have to concentrate to relax. I literally have to do things like watch my breathing and tell myself what Im looking at.

I told [Harrison] I found the diaries and that I was gonna publish them. He just said, Lawyer. I guess he didnt loathe anything. I know the whole thing embarrasses him.

What music still moves you the most?
Its all stuff from my youth, like Leonard Cohen, Neil Young and Paul Simon.

You were married to Paul Simon. Are you able to enjoy his music and dissociate it from your personal relationship with him?
Absolutely, though I do like the songs he wrote about our relationship. Even when hes insulting me, I like it very much. If youre gonna be insulted, thats the way to go. Graceland has part of us in it.

Whats the most important lesson you got out of that marriage?
Im not good at relationships. Im not cooperative enough. I couldnt give him the peace that he needed. Also, its interesting when youre with another celebrity. The issue of celebrity becomes neutralized and you can get onto your bigger problems. We both had very interesting fights. Its all a shame, because he and I were very good together in the ways that we were good. But like I said, I dont supply someone with a really peaceful home.

Do you ever speak with him?
No, I dont talk to him now. That was difficult for us. I miss him, but I have the best of him in his music. Not exclusively, though I was a fan of his before I was a wife of his.

What advice do you wish someone had given you at age 19?
It was advice I couldnt take: Dont get loaded your whole fucking life. And I did get loaded my whole fucking life. You have to learn, and unfortunately it takes a lot of lessons for some of us to get it right.

Are there any upsides to doing drugs?
Yes. Absolutely. I dont think I was ever suicidal, and thats probably because of drugs. I did have do have this mood disorder, so it probably saves me from the most intense feelings from that. I was able to mute that stuff. And I loved LSD. That was fantastic.

Are you ever tempted to take LSD these days?
Absolutely. I would like to do that stuff again, but it might be a little intense at my age. It was intense not at my age.

Describe your best trip.
It was probably in the desert. I had a lot of good ones. I had one where I was with Paul and my coat caught fire. We laughed at the flames. I had a lot of fun on acid and mushrooms and all that stuff. It was a part of my life when I was very young. I got into a lot of trouble because of it. Not the LSD, though. The other drugs.

Are there any drugs you wish youd never touched?
The stronger of the opiate class. I would say heroin. I snorted that. I never did it the full-on way, which is basically what you do when youre trying to kill yourself.

That was never your goal, right?
No, never. My line about that in Postcards [From the Edge] is that I was very offended someone would think I was suicidal. They said, Well, your behavior is suicidal. And I said, Well, my behavior might be, but Im not. I literally thought that way.

How did you find the strength to pick yourself up and recover from so many of your difficult moments?
Well, what are the choices? The choices are dying, so you just have to get to the other side of it. I was always able to trust there was one. And I dont know why I thought that.

How different do you think your life would have turned out had you never got cast in Star Wars?
Utterly. Its sort of the engine that pushed everything else through. I would have been a writer, though. I didnt really mean to be an actress. But if your second movie is Star Wars, youre done. Youre gonna be pursuing that because otherwise itll pursue you.

Are there ever moments when you want to pull a Shatner and just yell at the fans, Get over it! Theyre just movies!
I dont. Over the years Ive considered that that theyre not just movies. Its sort of this weird lifestyle; Ive watched families raise their kids with it. Its adorable and freaky at the same time.

Some actors resent the big role that made them famous. Youve never seemed to mind Princess Leia.
Ive totally embraced it. I like Princess Leia. I like how she was feisty. I like how she killed Jabba the Hutt. Thats my favorite thing she did.

I had one [LSD trip] where I was with Paul [Simon] and my coat caught fire. We laughed at the flames. I had a lot of fun on acid and mushrooms and all that stuff.

But you said you were nervous when Episode VII began filming.
Totally. I feel nervous as an actor anyway because you have to keep up with some sort of standard, whatever that was. And you dont want to fuck it up at this point.

Your new book is based on diaries you wrote while filming the first Star Wars movie. You admit to an affair with Harrison Ford on the set. Did you warn him that was going to be in the book?|
Yeah. I told him I found the diaries, which I had not seen since Id written them and that I was gonna publish them. He just said, Lawyer. I told him he could take out anything he didnt like. I sent it to him, but he never commented. I guess he didnt loathe anything. I know the whole thing embarrasses him. Thats what its for, to embarrass all of us again.

Did you partially do this now because Han Solo is dead and you knew you wouldnt have to see him on the set of the next one?
No. I would like to hear what he thought of it. He knew that I was kind of infatuated with him at the time. But what he thought, I dont know. We werent communicating a lot.

Do you feel a big sense of relief now that the secret is finally out?
No. Its just some big overgrown cat out a bag that could have stayed closed, I suppose. But people have been speculating about it, though it was not something we ever discussed. It was just this elephant in the room. And to this day I feel nervous around him.

Why?
He just doesnt engender relaxation. Maybe its just me.

Does any part of you wish the affair had been with Mark Hamill?
NO! No. But I suppose I would have been able to laugh about it with him. Thats not something I can do with Harrison, though lawyer was pretty funny. At least it acknowledged that it existed.

Are all your secrets now out?
No. Theres some that will never come out.

Youve been undergoing shock therapy for many years now. What are the biggest misconceptions about that?
Oh, everything that you have convulsions. You get put to sleep when they do it. Its very easy and very effective. And its not used as punishment by nurses in a mental hospital when youre bad, which is how its depicted in literally every movie, both contemporary and past.

How has it changed your life?
At the time I was depressed, and it ended the depression. I couldnt fix it. Medication couldnt fix it. Therapy couldnt fix it. That did.

Are you happier now than youve ever been?
Yep. Well, Im not happy about being older, except what are the options? But Ive learned a lot. I trust myself. I trust my instincts. I know what Im gonna do, what I can do, what I cant do. Ive been through a lot, and I could go through more, but I hope I dont have to. But if I did, Id be able to do it. Im not going to enjoy dying, but theres not much prep for that.

Do you fear death?
No. I fear dying. Anything with pain associated with it, I dont like. Ive been there for a couple of people when they were dying; it didnt look like fun. But if I was gonna do it, Id want someone like me around. And I will be there!

Watch Star Wars actor Peter Mayhew reflect on Carrie Fisher.

See Josh Brolin, Miles Teller Battle Wildfire in Only the Brave Trailer


Its not about whats standing in front of you, its about whos standing beside you the first trailer for Only the Brave states, setting the tone and the premise for the film based on the true story of the elite firefighting crew, the Granite Mountain Hotshots. In 2013, the Yarnell Hill Fire near Prescott, AZ killed 19 of its members.

Directed by Joseph Kosinski, the film features Josh Brolin as the teams leader. Miles Teller, Jeff Bridges, James Badge Dale, Taylor Kitsch and Jennifer Connelly also star.

The trailer simultaneously captures the breathtaking allure and the imminent danger for those who valiantly battle ferocious fires as a profession, with imagery of sweeping vistas and terrifying, yet captivating spreading wildfires. It also showcases the camaraderie and brotherhood of the firefighters as well as how their work impacts their personal lives (Its not easy sharing your man with a fire, says one partner) that serves as the basis for their drive and determination to protect their communities and the ultimate sacrifices made.

The film will premiere on October 29th via Sony.

Dont Be Misled: Sanctum is So Hammy it Should Come With a Chunk of Pineapple


Peter Travers is pissed off about the misleading advertising for Sanctum, or Scrotum, as he prefers to call it. He absolutely hates the movie and resents that it is being sold on the strength of executive producer James Cameron's name even though his only involvement in the picture is that he co-invented the camera used to film its 3D sequences. Travers is also annoyed that the movie is said to be "inspired by true events" when its plot has almost nothing to do with anything that happened in real life.

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The Lives of Others (Das Leben der Anderen)


Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck his name is a mouthful, but remember it. Hes that good. In his feature debut as director and screenwriter, von Donnersmarck burrows into the erotic, engrossing and thoroughly nasty business of spying. The place is East Berlin, in 1984, the Wall is still up, glasnost is far off and the Stasi (secret police) dont believe in privacy. Stasi captain Wiesler (Ulrich Muhe) wants to find dirt on Georg Dreyman (the attractively urbane Sebastian Koch), a playwright who raises suspicion by being loyal. Wiesler bugs the apartment where Dreyman lives with the actress Christa-Maria Sieland (the throaty, sensual Martina Gedeck), not knowing that culture minister Hempf (Thomas Thieme) wants Dreyman jailed so he can move in on the babe. Wiesler, engulfed by the lives of these others, commits the cardinal sin: He lets his job become personal.

Using the thread of that story line, the director weaves a complex political thriller that touches an emotional chord. All the performances are top-tier Koch is a star in the making but its Muhe who leaves the deepest impression. Playing a robot of a man astonished to find his armor pierced by humanity, Muhe crafts a portrait as mesmerizing as it is memorable. In a surprise coda, set in the early 1990s, the film raises the stakes, striking provocatively at the hidden agendas behind homeland security. Its an ending you dont see coming, yet it feels totally right. Von Donnersmarck has crafted the best kind of movie: one you cant get out of your head.

Actor Ron Lester, Billy Bob from Varsity Blues, Dead at 45


Actor Ron Lester, who portrayed Billy Bob in the 1999 football film Varsity Blues, died Friday at a Dallas hospital following liver and kidney failure. He was 45.

Lester passed away peacefully whilesurrounded by friends and family after being taken off life support around 8:30 p.m. CST, the actors agent wrote in a Facebook post,NBC News reports. The actor had spent the last four months in the Dallas hospital, where his condition continued to decline.

Lester was best known for playing heavyset offensive lineman in the film Varsity Blues alongside actors James Van Der Beek, Paul Walker, Scott Caan and Jon Voight. In addition to being the films resident party animal (Puke and rally!), Lesters character is also remembered for his struggle with repetitive concussions, a fairly prescient subplot given what would happen in the NFL in the decade that followed. Two years later, Lester somewhat reprised the Billy Bob role, this time as Reggie Ray, in the teen movie spoof Not Another Teen Movie starring Chris Evans.

In the year between 1999 and 2001, Lester also landed roles on Freaks & Geeks (including the pilot episode), Popular and Sabrina the Teen Witch. In 2000, as Lesters weight crested at over 500 pounds, the actor decided to undergo gastric bypass surgery; the actor flat-lined during the procedure, Lester once told Grantland.

Did I throw away my career to be skinny? Yes, Lester said of his 300-pound drop after recovering from the surgery. I wouldnt do [the surgery] again. I would much rather have died happy, rich and kept my status and gone out on top.

Lesters last major role was a one-episode appearance on CSI: NY in 2005.

In Praise of Annihilation and the Modern Weird Sci-Fi Renaissance


In the spring of 1968, film critic Roger Ebert reviewed Stanley Kubricks2001: A Space Odyssey. The critic couldnt fathom everything hed just seen: What were those monoliths? What was that final sequence in that creepy hotel about? Who or what, exactly, was the Star Child? Ebert didnt care; he knew hed just seen a masterpiece. Still stunned and overwhelmed, he leaned on a line from e.e. cummings to articulate his disoriented state: listen theres a hell of a good universe next door; lets go.

Thats an inexact but also kinda perfect way of encapsulating what the greatest sci-fi films do to you. They knock you out of your comfort zone, challenge your grasp on reality, and leave you with more questions than answers. You dont know what youve seen, but you know you want to see it again to wrestle with it, try to decipher it, figure out if you could ever unlock its mysteries. This sensation doesnt happen very often, but when it does, its like the gift that the monolith gives David Bowman at the end of 2001: It transforms your consciousness into something incredible and new. Suddenly, a whole new universe opens up for you.

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Annihilation is the latest in whats been a bumper crop of excellent recent-ish sci-fi films that could be described as cerebral, challenging or straight-up trippy. Those kinds of adjectives scare some viewers not to mention executives who get antsy about the financial bottom line. Back in December, Deadline ran a story claiming that the filmsproducer David Ellison freaked out over Ex Machina writer-director Alex Garlands dizzying adaptation of the acclaimed Jeff VanderMeer novel, featuring Natalie Portman as a scientist entering into a surreal, brain-scrambling alternative reality (known as the Shimmer) filled with horrifying mutant beasts and brain-scrambling visual wonders. Ellison reportedly called the film too intellectual and too complicated for mainstream audiences. Changes were apparently requested.

Thankfully, Ellison didnt get his way. Part of the reason why Annihilation is such an exhilarating film is because, well, it is intellectual and complicated an elegant existential jigsaw puzzle about existence and mortality thats catnip to fans of smart, provocative sci-fi. From a crass, dollar-and-cents perspective, the bean-counters fears were well-founded: Saddled with a C from CinemaScore and grossing only an estimated $11 million in its opening weekend, Annihilation may be too weird for the multiplex. But, as history has repeatedly shown, momentary audience indifference eventually fades as a films lasting cultural legacy takes hold and subsequent viewers embrace what was once dismissed as weird. Todays sci-fi head-scratcher is often tomorrows masterpiece, speaking to its times even if audiences werent quite ready to receive the message.

You can pinpoint Kubricks take on humanitys evolution from apes to cosmic entities as the Rosetta stone for modern difficult sci-fi movies, a divisive work for some crowds and critics alike. (The ponderous blurry appeal of the picture may be that it takes its
stoned audience out of this world Thank you, Pauline Kael.) Never mind the haters: Every major sci-fi filmmaker who came in 2001s wake notably George Lucas, James Cameron and Steven Spielberg adored it. Soon, filmmakers around the globe were attempting their own variations on 2001s so-called ponderous blurry appeal, whether it was Alejandro Jodorowskys 1973 fantasy The Holy Mountain,Nicolas Roegs excursion into the Bowieverse The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976) or Andrei Tarkovskys twin salutes to metaphysical torment, Solaris (1972) and Stalker (1979). The point wasnt tight plots or easily relatable characters they were more interested in blowing your mind. Even amidst the far more mainstream sci-fi of Star Wars and Close Encounters of the Third Kind, these films acknowledged that there was something profoundly unknowable about the human condition and our place in the universe.

And by not filling in all the blanks, these filmmakers demanded that the audience engage in a way that felt like a shared experience. Tarkovsky was once asked how he came up with the idea for Stalker which finds three mismatched men entering into a forbidding and strange realm known as the Zone. The revered Russian director admitted that his hypnotic, meditative drama was a mystery even to him. Naturally it occurs that certain images emerge suddenly, he offered. But then they change, perhaps inadvertently, as in a dream, and often they transform, vexingly, inexorably, into something unrecognizable and new.

Modern mind-bending sci-fi like Annihilation owes a debt to Stalkers experimentation not to mention its through-the-looking-glass story of ordinary people venturing into alien terrain, their consciousness warped by the strangeness they encounter. Interestingly, Garlands reasons for being drawn to VanderMeers novel are eerily reminiscent of the Russian filmmakers intuitive methods: It was the atmosphere, he explained. I found that reading the book was a weirdly similar experience to having a dream.

For much of this century, Garland has tested the boundaries of enigmatic science fiction, writing the thought-provoking screenplays for Danny Boyles 28 Days Later and Sunshine and then making his directorial debut with Ex Machina, which asked questions about power, gender inequality and the evaporating line between man and machine, letting viewers sort out their feelings for themselves.

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His open-ended, daring films are in good company with other great recent left-of-center sci-fi, most of which bombed at the box office or were micro-budget productions hiding on the margins. Before Darren Aronofsky scandalized viewers with mother!, his greatest provocation was 2006s The Fountain, a gusty, loopy sci-fi romance about a doctor (Hugh Jackman) trying to save his wife (Rachel Weisz) from cancer. But its not just about that: The moviemoves between parallel storylines involving a conquistador and a baldheaded cosmic traveler (both played by Jackman) that eventually intersect. Audiences stayed away in droves, but the boldness of The Fountains vision overcame its flaws, attaining that rare sensation of bewildered exultation that only really trippy sci-fi can produce.

Expressing something personal while simultaneously reaching for the cosmic is a strategy also utilized by Shane Carruth, a former software engineer with an itching to get into filmmaking. His first effort,Primer(2004), ingeniously stripped away the gee-whiz euphoria around the possibility of time travel, crafting a despairing, labyrinthine logic maze that inspired every geek in the world to try to unscramble its twisting timeline. But Carruth created a code even tougher to crack with his follow-up, an equally unfathomable film that chronicled the inscrutability of love. His follow-up,Upstream Color (2013),presented us with two characters who find each other after separate traumas, and while the movie didnt feel like science fiction no robots, no time travel, no laser guns its woozy, mind-altering approach to dramatizing a troubled romance honored the genres commitment to boldly going where others wouldnt.

These and other recent films including Duncan Jones space-madness marathon Moon (2009) and Jonathan GlazersUnder the Skin(2013), which pays affectionate homage toThe Man Who Fell to Earth are making this a new golden age of unclassifiable, challenging science fiction. But why now? If 2001 was a product of its LSD times, whats driving modern filmmakers and their adventurous audiences to go on these surreal journeys?

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The answer might be that, while recreational drugs remain part of our lives, people are finding new ways to expand their minds. All of us now exist in multiple dimensions online: Whether its on social media, videogames or comment pages, weve become more accustomed to navigating other realities separate from ourselves. Meanwhile, our entertainment is more actively encouraging our interaction. And then theres the growing interest in virtual reality, with everyone from Alejandro G. Inarritu to Disneys new Star Wars: Secrets of the Empire VR exhibit asking audiences to abandon their passivity and become part of the experience.

Mood, mystery and dreamlike lucidity are among the chief selling points of Annihilation, which declines to satisfy all its riddles or even provide a clear roadmap of its thematic interests. Is the film a lament about ecological disaster? A cogent reminder that all our technological advancements cant protect us from a natural world out to destroy us? Is it an action-horror movie or a domestic drama? The appeal is that those answers arent obvious even the films quiet final image is a puzzle open to multiple readings.

I would hope it gives [an audience] respect, Garland said recently when asked about his desire to withhold clear-cut answers. That they dont need to be spoon-fed. But it also creates a requirement, which is that the film is not going to do everything. The audience member is a participant in the narrative, and if the inferences are going to be understood, and the connections are going to be felt even if theyre different inferences and different feelings they are going to be brought by the audience member. Its like you have to join the party. And so, I think the ideal audience member for a film like that, and other films like it, is one with an open mind whos not there just to be entertained for two hours. Theres a two-way process theyre willing to engage in.

Thats why Annihilation like 2001, like Stalker, like any great work of WTF sci-fi is far from ponderous or too intellectual. For these films to succeed, they need our active involvement and reward us for our participation. At their heart, these masterpieces of disorientation are tapping into our collective craving to find fresh methods of deciphering the unsettling strangeness of existence. By stepping away from the strictures of narrative with their resolved conflicts and pat lessons, films such as Annihilation encourage us to abandon our comfortable passivity and enter into the twisty logic of dreams, where the emotions are more primal and the experiences can feel realer than real life.

Indeed, theres no shortage of opportunities nowadays to plug into extreme or alternative realities, but the mind-bending pleasures of weird sci-fi offer an endlessly riveting journey into the unchartered regions of our consciousness. These films electric ambiguity is a doorway to the parts of ourselves that we cant articulate, giving us a shared language that transcends the literalness of the everyday and speaks to something far deeper and cosmic. All we have to do is be willing to take the trip.

The Tree of Life


Artistic ambition can be a bitch for filmmakers. Mainstream audiences yawn you off. And critics, the bastards, tend to curse out your aspirations to profundity, as if boldness in itself were a sin of hubris. Stanley Kubrick was initially slammed in 1968 for aiming so high with 2001: A Space Odyssey, now an acknowledged classic.

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Lucky for him, and us, writer-director Terrence Malick follows his own rigorous path. Hitting the box-office sweet spot of trendiness is the last thing on his questing mind. The Tree of Life is only the fifth film that Malick, 67, has directed in four decades. But like its predecessors (Badlands, Days of Heaven, The Thin Red Line and The New World), Tree delivers truths that dont go down easy. No one with a genuine interest in the potential of film would think of missing it.

Its a simple story on the surface. Like the Texas-born Malick, young Jack OBrien (the remarkable newcomer Hunter McCracken) grows up near Waco in the 1950s. His father Brad Pitt, in a performance of indelible implosive power raises Jack and younger brothers R.L. (Pitt spitting-image Laramie Eppler) and Steve (Tye Sheridan) with a fierce discipline visible even in rare moments of affection. This father is broken by his own sense of underachievement, and Pitt subtly lets us feel his pain. For tenderness, the boys turn to their mother, given a nurturing purity by the radiant Jessica Chastain. Malick views these lives through the prism of the older Jack (Sean Penn doing much with scant screen time), now a Houston architect reeling from a family tragedy, the death of one brother.

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The script has few spoken words, relying on visual impressions that connect a single family to nothing less than the creation of the universe, scored by Alexandre Desplat with symphonic samplings from Bach, Brahms and Mahler. Out of primordial mud and volcanic eruptions, life emerges in the form of dinosaurs, predators and dawning man. Kubricks 2001 FX master, Douglas Trumbull, consulted on the effects, fitting them organically into the tale. But its cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki who links the intimate story to the cosmic one by creating miracles of light and shadow. Heaven and hell, brute nature and healing grace all have a place in forging the world as Malick sees it. Sure, hes overreaching. Most visionaries do. The Tree of Life dwarfs the big-budget guppies swimming at the multiplex. Drown those suckers. Shot with a poets eye, Malicks film is a groundbreaker, a personal vision that dares to reach for the stars.

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Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Review: Tom Cruise Returns and Hes Mad as Hell


Tom Cruise, putting a dimmer on his mega-watt smile, is back busting heads in Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, once again playing the ex-military-cop-turned-road-warrior in defense of the disenfranchised. Critics were snotty four years ago when Cruise first played Reacher, because the 57 actor is the physical opposite of the six-five, 250-pound bruiser that crime novelist Lee Child created on the page. Get over it. The admirably defiant star, still a force of nature at 54, brings his own agility and quick wit to the role.

Besides, the haters are missing the point. Never Go Back is the 18th Reacher novel (the 21st will be out in November). So ask yourself why 100 million readers and counting are willing to buy into the adventures a homeless drifter with only a toothbrush to his name, who hitchhikes across a broken America looking for justice he cant get from institutions or politicians? Oh, I dont know. Have you watched the presidential debates? This is a character with resonance for our time. The more pertinent question is: How well does the movie run with that idea?

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Never Go Back comes closer to nailing that concept than its predecessor, though its marching orders are still to deliver a fun, action-plus ride. Edward Zwick, who worked with Cruise on 2003s The Last Samurai, replaces Christopher McQuarrie in the directors chair and keeps the mayhem going gangbusters or at least enough to cover up the plot holes in the scrip, written by Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz and Richard Wenk. The Cruise-Zwick reunion makes sense since Reacher (nobody calls him Jack) is every inch the modern samurai. Knocking heads with power has soured the former military man on playing nice with others. And yet here he is going back to his old D.C. office to meet his replacement, Major Susan Turner (Cobie Smulders). Why? He likes the sound of her voice on the phone. If only Donald Trump were that romantic.

Lickety-split, which is the only way this movie likes it, Reacher learns that Turner has been arrested for espionage and that hes wanted for both a 16-year-old murder and knocking up a waitress whos hit him with a paternity suit. Not our guy. Naturally, he breaks Turner out of prison and theyre off on a series of narrow escapes to expose the baddies. The villains Patrick Heusinger as the Hunter; Robert Knepper as power-mad General Harkness are disappointingly generic. But its the corrupt system that Reacher wants to nail to the wall. Smulders is a livewire as our heros sparring partner, but she still believes in the rules repped by her uniform. Danika Yarosh, a teen firebrand as Reachers maybe daughter, forms a stronger connection.

Zwick pulls out all the stops with shootouts and chases, especially in a climactic battle during a New Orleans Halloween parade. But its the character-based scenes that put meat on the bones of a popcorn movie that could have slid by on pulp escapism. Cruise finds the core of Reacher in his eyes, with a haunted gaze that says this lone wolf is still on a mission and still a long way from home. Thats the Reacher Lee Child created in his books. And Cruise does him proud.

American Horror Story: Asylum Recap: Baby Needs Colostrum


This week on AHS: Asylum, Bloody Face a.k.a. Dr. Thredson finally gets to tell his side of the flesh-rending story to a cowering Lana. Like every serial killer since the beginning of time, he is one long-winded, rambling diva. Thredson starts with his isolating experience growing up in an orphanage, meanders through his time in med school and concludes with his realization that the best way to get over being abandoned by his mother is to take off ladies skin and, I guess, wear it? We didnt actually get to the part where he starts sewing lampshades out of nipples, but honestly, this is the first Ryan Murphy-affiliated segment I though was just a little too thorough. I mean, how long was their conversation about the croque-monsieur Thredson made her? Is there anything more heavenly than waking to the smell of croque-monsieur? Its a very good croque-monsieur. Did your mother make you croque-monsieurs on rainy days? Guys, we are in a serial killers basement decked out with a kitchenette, corpse-skinning table and what appears to be Lanas actual bed from home, and we are talking about a goddamn sandwich?

Or maybe Im just being anxious. I personally find the Bloody Face segments genuinely unnerving. Lanas grey, tear-stained smiling face as she tries to befriend Thredson over his superior sandwich-making skills was truly off-putting. So far I love Zachary Quintos calm, condescending serial killer tone. Can I tell you a secret? Nutmeg makes all the differen . . . in the world, he intones. Ick. I was right about you. Youre the one, he finally giggles to Lana. Yeah, thats the last thing you want to hear from a serial killer. All that work is behind me, Mommy, Thredson adds. I stand corrected!

Meanwhile, back in the present day, a 911 call alerts the police to the bodies of three teens dressed as Bloody Face which have been hung from the ceiling of the abandoned Briarcliff. The voice on the phone? Oh, it definitely sounds like Thredsons . . . 50 years after the fact.

But if its horrible murders you want, 1964 is the place to be. Monsignor Timothy is called to give last rites to a dying woman, only to recognize her as the hideously deformed Shelly. So of course he straight murders her with a rosary chokehold. Timothy flies back to Briarcliff in a rage to confront a hilariously unrepentant Dr. Arden. We learn that, following his turn as a Nazi war criminal, Arden ran Briarcliff as a TB hospital. Once the Monsignor bought the building, Arden talked his way onto staff as a doctor, explaining how it would be mutually beneficial for both of them if he was able to continue his development of an immune booster designed to resist nuclear radiation on live test subjects. In return, hes sure the Pope would be really impressed by the Monsignors decision to run an unlicensed testing facility run out of an insane asylum. Actually . . . God, maybe the Pope would be impressed? You never know what those guys are thinking.

Timothy is torn about letting Arden continue his work, seeing as how the immune booster mainly seems to melt peoples faces off (and does not explain the double amputation!). But apparently the Monsignor is more afraid of something else coming to light. We both know where the real danger lies, Arden warns him. Oh my god, is it the aliens? I really hope its the aliens. I also hope Shelly turns out to be an un-killable monster made immortal by Ardens elixir (as hinted earlier) who returns to seek her revenge. I dont want to lose Chloe Sevigny so soon!

Theres so much time given to Bloody Face and Arden, I think the episode in turn gives short shrift to Jenny the Evil Child. Jenny arrives at Briarcliff with her frantic mother, who pleads with Sister Jude to take her in. It turns out Jenny stabbed her friend Josie to death. She blamed a mysterious bearded man with a brown jacket, but that story kind of fell apart when her mom found Josies hair tucked as a serial killer momento in Jennys pocket. One of my dreams for Briarcliff is to open a childrens ward, Jude sighs in commiseration. Yeah, sounds like a great plan!

Where does this evil come from? Could she have been born that way? Jennys mother begs. Jude hands her a Bible and sends them on their way, only to turn around with a start to discover Jenny has been left by her mother. Sister Mary Eunice steps up to babysit Jenny in the meantime, teaching her young charge important life lessons, like You were born with the gift of authentic impulse, and You know theres no God, right? I had assumed Mary Eunice was lying when she announced that Jennys mother had come to pick her up, but . . . apparently she did? Big mistake, as we soon see Jenny standing next to yet another corpse, having murdered her mother, brother and sister. Who done did it, Jenny, a policeman inquires? A tall guy with a beard and a brown jacket . . . I know its too late, but a two-episode arc with her would have been nice.

Maybe the writers just didnt want to tie up Mary Eunice with yet another plot line. I know its the recovering Catholic in me, but I loooooved her red-lingerie-and-crucifix-taunting rendition of You Dont Own Me. We also see a flashback in which Mary Eunice was tricked into getting naked in front of her entire high school class. If you want us to understand the inner pain through which the devil controls you, Eunice, you are going to have to get a lot darker than that. Sister Jude is seconds away from Mr. Goodman confirming Dr. Ardens identity as Nazi-about-town Hans Gruper, but Mary Eunice cant help but become involved. After Monsignor Timothy informs her that she will be shipped to Pittsburgh to lead a home for wayward girls, Jude merely has to get Ardens fingerprint to confirm his identity. She pulls a delicious switcheroo with the good doctors cognac glass, only to find Goodman bleeding onto his bathroom floor. He manages to reveal that his attacker was another nun; Mary Eunice has stolen his files and confirmed her loyalty to Dr. Arden. We dont really see Sister Judes reaction to the news that a nun killed Mr. Goodman, but I am praying that she has finally wised up and will take on Sister Mary Eunice/The Devil head on. Its what the people want. Guys . . . what if the aliens fight on Sister Judes side? I know. I know thats not going to happen, but when it comes to American Horror Story, no insane idea is a bad idea.

The episode ends with Lana talking herself out of certain death, and boy, is it some perversity. We realize that Bloody Face has been stalking Lana since before she came to Briarcliff, having heard her express the foolish-sounding opinion that the serial killer was once an innocent baby and was made evil by society. I dont want you to feel guilty, Lana whispers as Thredson dons the Bloody Face mask and cuts off her bra. Oh, barf. Luckily, her tragic scheme works. Thredson wipes his nose and says the most disgusting phrase in the human languages: Baby needs colostrum. Just so were on the same page, Bloody Face wants to suckle pre-breast milk colostrum out of Lanas horrified boobs . . . and proceeds to do so.

Back in the present, the police discover Adam Levines body and severed arm. Bloody Face calls his phone, just to let them know that he didnt kill Adam Levine. Oh yes, he did kill those teens, but not Adam Levine. Its only then that we realize Theresa has been taken to Ardens surgery room. Might that the aliens intercede on her behalf! Sure, Ill shut up about the aliens . . . when we get a goddamn alien-centric episode. Then and only then, people!

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