No, Jessica Chastain Isnt Headed for True Detective


Despite rumors to the contrary, Jessica Chastain is not joining the Season Two cast of True Detective. One day afterNerdistreported that shed been offered a lead part on the show,reps for the Oscar-nominated actress confirmed toE!that Chastain wont be featured on the acclaimed HBO series.HBO has also denied the reports.

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Chastain has received wide critical acclaim for several recent film roles. She earned an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress in 2011s The Help, along with a Best Actress Oscar nod for her lead part in the 2012 military thriller Zero Dark Thirty. The actress is set to appear in several films this year, including Christopher Nolans upcoming sci-fi epicInterstellar(opposite Matthew McConaughey, star of True DetectiveSeason One).

Even if Chastain isnt headed to HBO, TrueDetective creator Nic Pizzolatto has hinted at a larger female presence in the shows second season, which will feature an entirely new story and cast. This is really early, but Ill tell you [its about] hard women, bad men and the secret occult history of the United States transportation system, he toldHitFixin a March interview, noting that he also wanted to keep being strange with the series.

Elsewhere, Pizzolatto also reflected on the first season as a whole, saying he was satisfied with how things ended up.It couldnt have been better, he said. Im just surprised by it. . . . I think this show answers everything it told you to ask. The questions it didnt tell you to ask are questions best left to ones self.

Serena


So you think Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper are invincible onscreen? Ha! Serena is damning evidence to the contrary. Lawrence shot this folly between two David O. Russell films, her Oscar-crowned Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle, both with Cooper. They will survive. Audiences forced to endure the 109 coma-inducing minutes of Serena should bring an e-book or a soft pillow.

What led the actors astray? Ron Rashs 2008 novel won raves. And director Susanne Bier guided the Danish film In a Better World to a foreign-language Oscar in 2011. Maybe the script, by Christopher Kyle, would play better in Danish, since Lawrence and Cooper nearly choke on their dialogue.

He plays George Pemberton, a Depression-era logging tycoon who brings his bride, Serena (Lawrence), home to North Carolina to watch him make his fortune. Serena doesnt watch. Shes a doer. Rachel (Ana Ularu), the townie who spewed out Georges bastard kid, is screwed, especially when Serena miscarries. Serenas descent into madness and murder sparks a storm of overacting that makes the Macbeths look like introverts and reduces this misbegotten lumber-world tragedy to splinters. Left for dead since 2012, Serena would better serve its stars by burial, not resurrection.

How American Werewolf in London Transformed Horror-Comedy


Its bad enough to be a werewolf, hunted by the light of the full moon. But to be a foreign werewolf? Thats beyond cruel. An American Werewolf in London squirms with comic unease from the get-go, and almost immediately from its release 35 years ago August 21st, 1981 the bipolar horror-comedy has been celebrated on two impressively different fronts: as a landmark in startling makeup effects that legitimized the gross-out, and as a riotous piece of fish-out-of-water college humor. Calling the film a sick joke is perfectly apt. Its a sweaty, shuddery experience, one that coaxescringelaughs in equal measure as jump scares (often in the same scene).

But in other ways, this cult movie remains underappreciated, its hyperrealism coexisting with a weird impulse toward glibness and sarcasm. It starts on the foggy English Moors, in a pub filled with scowling darts players. At the Slaughtered Lamb, theres a pentagram on the wall and people mind their own business. Everyone hears the unearthly howl outside: an echoey, shredded shriek thats one of the most disquieting noises ever supplied to a Hollywood film. (Several animals wails were manipulated in the sound studio to create it.) But our heroes are a pair of dumb schmucks whove seemingly wandered into this old-school Hammer Horror setup directly from their dorm room. Already, weve heard them crack wise about sheep and Debbie Kleins majestic body. Finally, one of them blurts out: Excuse me! Whats that star on the wall for? Silence.

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Writer-director John Landis, previously of Animal House and The Blues Brothers, knew this scenario firsthand. In 1969, he was that 19-year-old kid abroad, working as an assistant on the Yugoslavian set of Kellys Heroes, ingratiating himself with Don Rickles and Donald Sutherland, and gawking through his own Ugly American episodes (one of them involving gypsies warding off the undead). Landis got those ideas down in script form, which he then shelved for years. By the time his cameras rolled, An American Werewolf in London had evolved, ultimately becoming the most exquisitely neurotic and expressly Jewish movie in the horror canon. Its not your typical werewolf bar-mitzvah, but then again, maybe it is.

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I think hes a Jew, one nurse says, looking over the slashed, unconscious body of David Kessler (fresh-faced Dr Pepper pitchman David Naughton), still in the hospital three weeks after an attack by a so-called escaped lunatic. How does the nurse know? Shes taken a look, she admits. When David comes to, hell be wracked by visions that make his underlying persecution complex clear. In a killer dream sequence, his Long Island home is savaged by a squad of throat-slashing Nazi demons who mow down his younger siblings with machine guns. David is also paid regular visits by the decaying Jack Goodman (Griffin Dunne), the college friend killed on the North York Moors, just as chatty as ever even as awful flaps of torn flesh dangle from his throat.

Hiding a secret deep within ones body, strange urges, xenophobic glances, accusatory feelings of guilt: Davids condition already has a name, and this wont be the first film in which Jewish otherness is made monstrous. (Not incidentally, the first werewolf hit, 1942s The Wolf Man, was based on an original script by Curt Siodmak, a German Jew who fled Joseph Goebbels.) For Landis, thats part of the comedy: David is conspicuously out of place because hes a hairy beast among stiff, proper English people. What makes An American Werewolf in London different, though, and more sympathetic, is the way David becomes emboldened by his new condition: Soon, a cute caretaker (Walkabouts Jenny Agutter) will bring him home for sex, stealing his NYU T-shirt like new girlfriends do she finds him very attractive and a little bit sad.

Landis wasnt the guy you thought of for an allegory of exoticized Jewishness he was one of those bearded movie brats then taking over the industry. (He gave his look-alike pal, Steven Spielberg, a cameo in The Blues Brothers.) Still, the directors commercial instincts dovetail nicely with the suggestive script. His snarky pop soundtrack is the films first in-joke, loaded stem to stern with moon songs. Three different versions of Blue Moon compete for ear space, along with Van Morrisons Moondance and, famously, Creedence Clearwater Revivals jangly Bad Moon Rising. The artists that declined Landis are equally as revealing of the directors ambitions to make this gag work: Cat Stevens, Bob Dylan, Elvis Presley.

Something Landis wouldnt give ground on would be his movies knockout of a centerpiece: a human-to-wolf transformation set in a brightly lit living room that would end up revolutionizing the horror field. As early as 1971 and the making of his first feature, Schlock (dont bother), he was working with the up-and-coming technical wizard Rick Baker. Both men loved old-school effects, Lon Chaney movies, the dare of showing the unshowable. When the money finally came through for An American Werewolf in London, Baker had to farm out a job on The Howling which went to his protg Rob Bottin, later of John Carpenters gooey The Thing in order to properly commit to the months of planning that would result in two-an-a-half minutes of final footage. (This was in an age long before digital effects.)

Watch the transformation again and its amazing how funny it is, each beat maximized not for nausea but laughs. Lupine hairs rustle audibly like a shag carpet; vertebrae bones crack into place with a satisfying chunk. Hands and feet extend painfully. Naughton himself sells the effect with panicky screaming (he even gets a joke in, I didnt mean to call you meatloaf, Jack!), flopping on his back awkwardly as his legs dance the crab. Jaws and mandibles extend Baker is climaxing here and finally were left with a quadrupedal hairy torso quivering by a bunch of throw pillows.

Bakers work would be impossible to ignore, winning Oscars first competitive award for Best Makeup, a newly created category after an outcry went up over the prior years The Elephant Man getting stiffed. The transformation has become the films claim to fame: a perennial clip in special-effects reels, and the mainstreaming of Fangoria-stoked appetites.

Still, Landis sticks to his secret story of a stranger in a strange land. David is a Jewish dude running through a zoo clothed in a sweaty sheen and nothing else. (A naked American man stole my balloons, a little boy deadpans, nailing the idea.) Again, theres that edge of sadness that Alex noticed, as David calls home to say goodbye to Max and Rachel those are the names of Landis own kids. And by the time the filmmaker orchestrates his chaotic endgame in Piccadilly Circus (a rare permit was secured on the strength of The Blues Brothers meticulously planned automobile anarchy), David is literally snapping at the heels of polite society, when hes not snapping off heads.

An American Werewolf in London was far from the first horror-comedy. You can find comic steam releases in classics as early as James Whales The Old Dark House (1932) and Bride of Frankenstein (1935), not to mention Mel Brookss parody Young Frankenstein, still in recent memory at the time of Londons release. But Landis movie may be the first movie to laugh at the plight of a nebbishy outsider bitten by a dog. The movies savage violence (that severed head bouncing off the car hood, the terrible roar in the alley) seems to have allowed for some weirder ideas to sneak through. Michael Jackson was a superfan, hiring Landis for his 1983 Thriller video, and its fascinating that the pop star resonated with this particular werewolf movie, obliquely about someone trapped in their own ethnicity and transformed into a scrutinized object.

For Landis, it was an unquestionable high point, one he never equaled. His fearless confidence with action scenes would be shaken forever after his next project, Twilight Zone: The Movie, dealt him an on-set catastrophe for which he never accepted culpability. Many of his famous friends abandoned him after that helicopter disaster (including Spielberg), and his retreat into breezier comedies shows his edge sanded away. Hell will always have An American Werewolf in London, though: deeply personal, conceived in a teenage moment of promise and touched by a sense of the cursed.

Cosmopolis


If you can get past the psychological density of the source material (Don DeLillos 2003 novel) and the tabloid noise around the star (RPatz leaves KStew!), this mesmerizing mind-bender ought to prove two things: (1) Robert Pattinson really can act; (2) Director David Cronenberg never runs from a challenge. Pattinson stars as Eric Packer, a master of the universe at 28 but still helpless to stop his financial world from collapsing as he rides around Manhattan in a white stretch limo. Destination: haircut. Thats it: one day, one limo. But DeLillo crowded that day with incident. And Cronenberg, a master recalling his surreal work on eXistenZ and Naked Lunch, adapts the novel with a poets eye and a keen ear for language. Eric has hermetically sealed himself inside a limo designed to block out every trace of the outside world. Inside, Eric can ignore the Occupy Wall Street-like protests from the 99 percent, consult with his geek chief (Jay Baruchel) and his money guru (Emily Hampshire), submit to a prostate exam, have sex with his mistress (Juliette Binoche), and get out for disturbing meetings with his wife (Sarah Gadon) and a disgruntled former employee (Paul Giamatti). Working with gifted cinematographer Peter Suschitzky, Cronenberg creates a crumbling world in microcosm. In this fever dream of a movie, Pattinson is incendiary, notably in a climactic gun scene with the great Giamatti. Cosmopolis, demanding as it is daring, is no easy ride. I mean that as high praise.

Michael Moore Prepping New Trump Doc Fahrenheit 11/9


Michael Moore is prepping a new documentary about President Donald Trump calledFahrenheit 11/9, Variety reports. The films title refers to the date of Trumps election and is also a play on Moores scathing 2004 film about George W. Bush and the Iraq War, Fahrenheit 9/11.

Moore has reportedly been working on the film in secret for months and hopes it will help puncture Trumps seemingly impenetrable armor. No matter what you throw at him, it hasnt worked, Moore said. No matter what is revealed, he remains standing. Facts, reality, brains cannot defeat him. Even when he commits a self-inflicted wound, he gets up the next morning and keeps going and tweeting. That all ends with this movie.

For Fahrenheit 11/9, Moore has reunited with Fahrenheit 9/11 producers, Bob and Harvey Weinstein. The pair are reportedly set to begin shopping the film to buyers at the Cannes Film Festival, which begins tomorrow, May 17th. Moore and the Weinsteins scored a massive hit with Fahrenheit 9/11, which won the Palme Dor at Cannes and went on to become the highest-grossing documentary of all time.

Fahrenheit 11/9 marks Moores second film about Trump, following his surprise 2016 movie, Michael Moore in TrumpLand. The 73-minute feature documented a live show Moore performed last October in Wilmington, Ohio, the seat of Clinton County, which ended up voting overwhelmingly for Trump.

Along with Fahrenheit 11/9, Moore is also prepping hisBroadway debut, The Terms of My Surrender. A press released described the show as a ride through the United States of Insanity, explaining once and for all how the f*** we got here and where best to dine before crossing with the Von Trapp family over the Canadian border. Tony-winning director Michael Mayer is helming the show, which begins previews July 28th and opens August 10th.

Stolen Wizard of Oz Ruby Slippers Recovered After 13 Years


A pair of stolen iconic ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in 1939s The Wizard of Oz may soon be making their way home after being taken from a museum 13 years ago, CBS News reports. The slippers were recovered during a joint investigation between the Grand Rapids Police Department in Minnesota and the FBI.

In August 2005, a burglar broke into the Judy Garland Museum in Grand Rapids, MN, the town where the actress, who played The Wizard of Oz lead character Dorothy, was born. The burglar entered through the museums back door window and broke through the Plexiglass case housing the slippers to steal them. No fingerprints were found and the museums alarm system did not sound to a central dispatch system. The only evidence left behind was a single red sequin.

The police department really had no evidence and no clues to work with, Grand Rapids Police Sergeant Robert Stein told CBS News. The investigator assigned to the case was fearful that the thief might destroy the slippers if he believed police were on his tail.

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At the time, the slippers were on loan from private collector Michael Shaw as part of a special tour. Over the years, speculation circulated about who stole the slippers.

Therefore, when rumors developed that local wayward youth were most likely responsible for the thefts and had tossed the slippers in the Mississippi River or in one of the many water-filled iron ore pits that dot the landscape, we did little to dispel it, Stein continued. We believed that information would eventually surface and knew we were in this for the long haul.

In 2015, an anonymous donor offered a $1 million reward for information that would lead to recovering the slippers, which were insured for $1 million, but may be worth millions more at auction. The stolen pair is one of at least four known pairs to have been worn by Garland during The Wizard of Oz. The slippers are considered one of the most important pieces of Hollywood memorabilia, so much so that the 2016 documentary, The Slippers, is dedicated to exploring the ruby shoes cultural impact.

Though officers pursued several tips through the years, many of the investigations led to counterfeits or dead-ends. However, the department teamed with the FBI following a tip Grand Rapids Police Detective Brian Mattson received last summer, which involved investigating out of the state.

Police recovered the slippers in Minneapolis earlier this summer and the pair is in possession of the FBI. Though the slippers have been found, the investigation currently remains active, police said. On Tuesday, authorities will hold a news conference at the FBIs Minneapolis headquarters. Its unclear if anyone has been or will be charged in connection with the theft.

When the slippers were snatched in that early morning burglary, the thief not only took the slippers but also a piece of history that will forever be connected to Grand Rapids and one of our citys most famous children, Grand Rapids Police Chief Scott Johnson said in a statement. We knew this day would eventually come and we are grateful to the FBI and all those that worked so hard to bring this piece of cinematic treasure out of the shadows and into the light. After all, Theres no place like home!'

Germs Biopic Will Bring Darby Crash to the Big Screen By Early 08


The Germs only stuck around three years, but the punk bands influence on music and culture was epic. Now What We Do Is Secret, a biopic starring Shane West (yes the snot-nosed doctor from ER) as legendary frontman Darby Crash, may finally be released in late 07 or early 08.

Wests portrayal of Crash, who committed suicide in 1980 at age 22, is so accurate the actor has joined the other Germs (including legendary guitarist/Kurt Cobain pal Pat Smear) as the frontman of the reunited band. He also got the same tattoo Crash had on his arm talk about commiting to a role.

Secret director Rodger Grossman, West, Germ Lorna Doom and actress Bijou Phillips (who portrays Doom in the film) shared a few stories from the set. Read on for our favorites:
I sprained my ankle doing the Manimal performance, when I tripped off the amp and landed on the ground, says West. I had to do the Shut Down performance later in the film with the sprained ankle, with a cast wrapped up in my boot and plenty of cuts and scratches some real, some fake.
We rehearsed for a month and a half, two months, and then we went into the studio and recorded all the songs for the movie for two weeks, recalls Phillips. At that point, I was playing bass all day long, every day. The calluses would come off in the shower. Id be, like, chewing them off.
Now shes just like the real Lorna, says Doom. I was stunned [when I saw her performance], because its the most surreal experience that you can possibly have. I thought, I wish I looked that good back then.' I was pretty much in character 100 percent of the time, West says. Every day, when I drove to work, the Germs were always on the CD player over and over again. I woke up listening to [David Bowies The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars], which was one of Darby Crashs favorite albums. I breathed and slept it for two years.

Watch Ominous Trailer for Selena Gomezs 13 Reasons Why


A harrowing trailer for Netflixs upcoming series 13 Reasons Why has been unveiled ahead of its March 31st premiere. Selena Gomez and her mother Mandy Teefy co-produced the show, which is based off Jay Ashers 2007 YA novel of the same name.

The trailer opens with happier images of two young teenagers taking in a basketball game and slow dancing. Its then revealed the girl, Hannah, has committed suicide to the surprise of many who knew her. Instead of leaving a note, Hannah recorded individualized cassette tapes for 13 different classmates. Settle in because Im about to tell you the story of my life, Hannah says via voiceover. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you are listening to this tape, you are one of the reasons why.

A 10th anniversary edition of Ashers novel was released back in December. The tale will be broken up into 13 episodes, which will premiere all at once on Netflix. Katherine Langford will star as Hannah, with Kate Walsh and Brian DArcy James playing her parents.

Filth


As Scottish detective Bruce Robertson, James McAvoy is a volcano of perversions in full eruption. Snorting coke, bashing gays, extorting a 14-year-old for a blow job, Bruce still aspires to the rank of inspector. Which means cutting down his rivals, including by-the-book Drummond (Imogen Poots) and rookie Lennox (Jamie Bell), while trying to retain his tenuous hold on reality. Filth, directed by Jon S. Baird from a 1998 bestseller by Trainspotting wild man Irvine Welsh, is wired to explode. Even when the film falls to pieces, McAvoy's bonkers brilliance will blow you away.

Panda Messes with the Zohans Box Office, Plus Assessing Adam Sandler


Its big news when an animated movie aimed at tykes cuts into Adam Sandlers fan base and whups his ass. Thats what happened this weekend when Kung Fu Panda, with Jack Black doing the voice of a roly-poly Chinese bear, took in $60 million from 4,114 theaters, leaving Sandlers You Dont Mess With the Zohan to eat its dust with $40 million from 3,462 theaters. OK, $40 million is nothing to blow hummus at, its only the fifth Sandler movie to debut at that mark (The Longest Yard is the No. One Sandler opening at $48 million). But who could have guessed that 71 percent of the Panda audience would be over 17 and that 51 percent would be over 25? Also, Panda won much better reviews, 85 percent favorable according to the rottentomatoes Website, as opposed to 35 percent favorable for Zohan, starring Sandler as a Mossad agent who chucks commando work to cut and style hair in New York. Sharp idea for a comedy with a sting and Sandler is quite good in it but oh the sloppy execution. Now that Sandler is stuck with a pandas sloppy seconds, it might be time to consider a few questions: Is Sandler talented?

I say YES. Sandler is superb in Paul Thomas Andersons Punch-Drunk Love, and solid in James L. Brooks underrated Spanglish. No way does Sandler deserve to be penalized for dumping comedy to take on a dramatic role. He even has his moments in Mike Binders way overdone Reign Over Me, playing a dentist who lost his wife and two children when their jet crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11.

Is Sandler funny?

Id say YES again. But his comedies, including Zohan, miss more often than hit, often because of a jones for potty humor that borders on addiction and a sentimental streak that blunts his tougher jokes.

So, for an exercise, Ill list my favorite Sandler films, goodies and guilty pleasures, and you do the same. Lets see if we can can get some consensus going:

THE BEST OF SANDLER

Punch Drunk Love

Spanglish

Billy Madison

Happy Gilmore

The Wedding Singer

The Waterboy (so sue me)

THE WORST OF SANDLER

Little Nicky

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Eight Crazy Nights

Big Daddy

Mr. Deeds

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JB Smoove On Michael Richards, Larry David and a Possible Curb Your Enthusiasm Spin-Off


Larry Davids freeloading, endlessly profane roommate Leon Black may well be TVs single funniest character. Leon, played by comedian JB Smoove, arrived in season six of Curb Your Enthusiasm after Larry took in a family who lost their home in Hurricane Katrina. Their cousin Leon lived in L.A., but he took refuge with the Davids anyway and stayed after his family moved out. Since then, Smoove and David have become one of the greatest comedy duos in recent memory. Brian Hiatt spoke with Smoove about his first audition with David, working with Michael Richards and more.

I heard about your audition. You made Larry laugh without doing anything. What do you remember about that?
I had no idea you had to improv directly with Larry David had no idea. I said, Oh, shit! All right! Lets do this shit Larry! I walked up to Larrys face I said, Larry, lets do this shit, were gonna improv, right Larry? Lets improv, baby! I said, I dont know, man, Im about to fuck around and slap you in the face, man. Cause its improv, right, so dont take it hard if I slap you in the face.

And he just stared at me and then said, OK, lets start the scene. And so the scene was gonna start out with me sitting down, so I walked across the room and sat in the chair and just sat there, looking at him. I gave him the Leon-quick-of-the-head look. You know, that little turn to the head like my eyebrows go up, cause I got this thing with my forehead where one side of my head, like one side of my forehead gets wrinkled up, right? Im like The Rock. Have you ever seen The Rock do his little eyebrow? My shit is more pronounced.

People wonder whether they would actually have Michael Richards bump up against Leon. Did you have any concerns about this? What were your feelings about letting that be a joke and letting him have a little bit of redemption?
I thought we handled it in a great way. I had to play it professionally, because I was in a scene. He was playing Michael Richards in the goddamn scene, I was playing Leon in the fucking scene. So I had to play it how Leon would play the shit, I couldnt play it how JB would play the shit. So what happened with him is shit happened. I had to set JB Smoove aside, I said, Okay, JB, Leon will have to handle this shit how Leon would handle it, since Leon dont know whats going on in the fucking world. Since Leons in his own little world sometimes, Leon never even saw Seinfeld. Leon dont know what the fuck Seinfeld is. So I had to play this shit how Leon would play it, no matter how the fuck JB felt about it.

But now does JB forgive him?
JB forgives him because you know, the man fell back. People go to jail for the words fuck it. Cause they get in situations where theyre like, Shit should I do that? God damn, if I do that then I could get caught. Fuck it. Now if he reacted with the fuck it attitude to everything, it would have been nice. But he fell back, he didnt go into that mode where he just said, Fuck it. I said it. I was in the fucking moment; I did what I had to do. If you dont fucking get the fucking joke, fuck yall too.

How much have you hung out with Larry outside of the show?
I call Larry once in awhile to check on his ass to see what the fuck hes into see if hes fucking with himself, playing with his balls or whatever the fuck he does in his spare time. I dont know what Larry does in his spare time. Larry can be doing any fucking thing. For all I fucking know, Larry could have a toupee in his off time. I dont know what Larry does. Larry might even dress up like a hip-hop star. I dont fucking know what the fuck Larry does in his spare time cause I dont see Larry in his spare time. Larry in his spare time is like seeing Elvis and shit. Its so fucking weird shit. Hes like a living icon. Hes like a dead icon whos living. Where the fuck is Larry at? And if you do see him, its like oh shit! Fuckin Larry! You know what I mean? Youre surprised like its Elvis or some shit. Like its the walking dead. Larry David.

Do you think Leon could have his own show?
Ive been nudging Larrys ass every time I see Larry. Ive been nudging Larry. Larry, lets do this. Lets do this ruckus. Lets do the motherfucking ruckus. The show should be called either The Ruckus or Thats How I Does It. Ive been nudging Larrys ass all year about that shit. Larry, I cant be here forever. At some point hes gotta get the training wheels off. You know what I mean? You gotta take the fucking training wheels off, right? Shit. Right now I have training wheels on me. I said lets do this shit Larry. Lets spin this shit off. Stop bullshitting. He might do it. But who knows, man? Im gonna nudge his ass. I dont know how long hes gonna go but were gonna see what happens. But Im gonna hang around. Im gonna hang around until the wheels fall off, then its gonna be obvious that Im gonna spin this shit off.

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Watch Erotic Fifty Shades Darker New Movie Trailer


The erotic and eerie collide in the latest trailer for Fifty Shades Darker, the sequel to 2015s Fifty Shades of Grey. In the preview, the moody Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) seeks the attention of demure Ana Steele (Dakota Johnson) in titillating ways.

The clip is soundtracked by Miguels cover of Beyoncs Crazy in Love. The trailer is a string of shocking, extravagant scenes from a masquerade ball to a helicopter crash. Naturally, the trailer is peppered with plenty of illicit, sexually-charged interactions between Grey and Steele in a public restaurant to a crowded elevator.

Fifty Shades Darker, directed by James Foley, is the second adaptation of E. L. James mega-selling book series, which launched in 2011. The film, out Valentines Day 2017 (February 10th), co-stars Kim Basinger, Luke Grimes, Eloise Mumford, Max Martini and Hugh Dancy. The first Darker trailerwas released in September.

Stevie Wonder to Perform Tribute to Dick Clark at American Music Awards


Stevie Wonder will perform a tribute to the late Dick Clark at the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards on Sunday, show producers announced today. The soul legend will take the stage in honor of the late TV and radio personality, who created the American Music Awards in 1973 and hosted American Bandstand. He died on April 18th at age 82.

Without a Dick Clark, our entire current musical repertoire might be classical in nature. Not that theres anything wrong with classical music, but Clark helped Beethoven roll over and tell Tchaikovsky the news, AMA producer Larry Klein said in a statement. Sundays tribute to Dick Clark performed by the iconic Stevie Wonder is going to be talked about for years to come.

Added Ryan Seacrest, who is set to introduce Wonder, I am honored to be a part of the AMAs tribute to Dick Clark. He was a mentor, friend and a wonderful advocate for popular music, helping make it one of the cornerstones of American culture. We miss him dearly.

Stevie Wonder joins Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, Linkin Park, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Ke$ha, Psy, Carly Rae Jepsen and more for this years anniversary show. The awards will be broadcast live on ABC on November 18th at 8 p.m. EST.

Star Wars Collectibles to Hit Sothebys Auction Block for First Time


Over 600 Star Warsaction figures and collectibles will be auctioned off at the famed house Sothebys on December 11th, The Guardianreports.

Long known as the premier place to purchasefinewines, art and jewelry, the Sothebys Star Wars auction is the first of its kind, butfittingly features a number of extremely rare items. Among the lots area Luke Skywalker figurine with a double-telescoping lightsaber, which was deemed a choking hazard and removed from shelves (estimated to sell between $12,000 to $18,000); a tri-logo action figure of General Madine ($10,000 to $15,000); and a 1985 Star Wars Power of the Force coin set ($25,000 and $35,000).

The items which are available to peruse on the Sothebys site come from the collection of Japanese designer Tomoaki Nago, known as Nigo, who founded the streetwear label, A Bathing Ape. On the Sothebys site, Nigo noted the immense influence Star Wars has had on his work, but hes long been a fan and collector of toys and figurines. Last year, Sothebys soldmore than 250 pieces from his collection for $4.5 million, more than double the original pre-sale estimate.

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While action figures (still in their original packaging, of course) make up a good chunk of the auction, Nigos Star Warscollection also boasts unique items like replica props. A Boba Fett helmet signed by Jeremy Bulloch is expected to sell for between $800 to $1,200, while lightsaber replicas signed by Mace Windu, a.k.a. Samuel L. Jackson, and the two Darth Vaders themselves voice James Earl Jones and the man behind the mask, David Prowse could fetch between $1,000 to $2,000.

Also available: A 42-inch plush Chewbacca ($3,000 to $5,000), and several lots filled with character trading cards that read, Revenge of the Jedi, the films original title. George Lucas ultimately changed it to Return of the Jedi after deciding a real Jedi would never seek revenge

The Sothebys Star Wars auction will take place a week prior to the December 18th openingof J.J. Abrams highly-anticipated franchise reboot, Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Ang Lee, Sandra Oh, George Takei Protest Asian Jokes at Oscars


UPDATE: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has issued an apology for the two derogatory skits about Asians that aired during the Oscars. Per Variety, itreads: TheAcademy appreciates the concerns stated, and regrets that any aspect of the Oscar telecast was offensive. We are committed to doing our best to ensure that material in future shows be more culturally sensitive.

Director Ang Lee, actress Sandra Oh and Star Trek star George Takei are among 25 members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences of Asian descent who have signed a letter protesting two derogatory skits about Asians that aired during the Oscars, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Host Chris Rock and presenter Sacha Baron Cohen the latterappearing as his character Ali G were behind the two objectionable jokes. In Rocks, the comedian played upthe Asians-are-good-at-math stereotype by introducing two boys and a girl of Asian heritage as the accountants responsible for tallying Oscar votes.

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Meanwhile Cohen who was not supposed to appear in character referenced the backlashover the lack of diversityat the Oscars by quipping, How come theres no Oscar for them very hard-working, little yellow people with tiny dongs? You know, the Minions.

In their letter, the protesting Academy members wrote, In light of criticism over #OscarsSoWhite, we were hopeful that the telecast would provide the Academy a way forward and the chance to present a spectacular example of inclusion and diversity. Instead, the Oscars show was marred by a tone-deaf approach to its portrayal of Asians.

Calling the two skits tasteless and offensive, the members requested an explanation as to why the bits were allowed to air, and what steps the Academy was taking to ensure that suchunconscious or outright bias and racism toward any group did not make it into future telecasts.

Among the 25 signees were six Oscar winners including Lee Best Director forLife of Piand Brokeback Mountain documentarians Freida Lee Mock (Maya Lin: A Strong Clear Vision), Jessica Yu (the short Breathing Lessons: The Life and Work of Mark OBrien), Ruby Yang (the short The Warriors of Qiugang) and Steven Okazaki (the short Days of Waiting) and actor/director Chris Tashima (the short Visas and Virtue).

Documentary Accusing Michael Jackson of Sexually Abusing Boys to Premiere at Sundance


Leaving Neverland, a documentary that accuses Michael Jackson of sexually abusing a pair of young boys, is set to premiere at the 2019 Sundance Film Festival.

At the height of hisstardom, Michael Jackson began long-running relationships with two boys, aged 7 and 10, and their families, the films synopsis states. Now in their 30s, they tell the story of how they were sexually abused by Jackson, and how they came to terms with it years later.

The two-part, 233-minute Leaving Neverland, named after Jacksons famed California ranch, will receive its world premiere as part of the festivals Special Events category before airing on HBO this spring.

In a release, the filmmakers confirmed the accusers featured in the film as choreographer Wade Robson, the now-36-year-old who filed a sexual abuse lawsuit against Jackson in 2013 claiming Jackson molested him when he was seven years old, and James Safechuck, Jacksons companion as a child who sued Jacksons estate over sexual abuse claims. Both Robsons and Safechucks lawsuit weredismissed in 2017. The film interviews both accusers alongside their wives, mothers and siblings.

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Dan Reed, who previously helmed the documentaries The Pedophile Hunters and Three Days of Terror: The Charlie Hebdo Attacks, directed and produced Leaving Neverland.If theres anything weve learned during this time in our history, its that sexual abuse is complicated, and survivors voices need to be listened to, Reed said in a statement. It took great courage for these two men to tell their stories and I have no question about their validity. I believe anyone who watches this film will see and feel the emotional toll on the men and their families and will appreciate the strength it takes to confront long-held secrets.

This is yet another lurid production in an outrageous and pathetic attempt to exploit and cash in on Michael Jackson, a rep for the estate said. Wade Robson and James Safechuck have both testified under oath that Michael never did anything inappropriate toward them.Safechuck and Robson, the latter a self-proclaimed master of deception, filed lawsuits against Michaels estate, asking for millions of dollars. Both lawsuits were dismissed.This so-called documentary is just another rehash of dated and discredited allegations. Its baffling why any credible filmmaker would involve himself with this project.

In addition to Leaving Neverland, Sundance also added The Brink, a documentary about Steve Bannons time in the Trump White House, to its 2019 slate. This years Sundance runs from January 24th to February 4th in Utah.

Billy Corgan Plots Road Trip Documentary About America


Billy Corganis embarking on a cross-country road trip to film a documentary about America and potentially dredge up material for a new album.

The Smashing Pumpkinsfrontman outlined the project in a note on his website, People and Their Cars, which will windits way from Frank Capras Mr. Smith Goes to Washingtonto the wastefulness and common cruelty of the contemporary West to his own desire to reclaim the truth by exploring Americas past.

To complete the project, Corgan is askingfans for suggestions on where he and his friend Justin should go, what they should see and who they should talk to. Noting his grandfather once worked as a coal miner, Corgan wrote, Well be much more taken with documenting the stories of an elderly class that can share impressions of the country as it once was; good, bad, or indifferent. To further elicit the past, Corgan requested invitations to old-fashioned parlors and the like, and promised to bring a guitar and play a few songs in return.

Always thinking in epic terms and with the Smashing Pumpkins In Plainsong touraround the corner Corgan said he hopes to sketch the beginnings of the documentary during this first excursion. He plans to leave Chicago immediately and head south along the Mississippi River, with Corgan adding, Hopeful that I might write a new album by using the milk of Delta mud, amongst other things.

For those wishing to assist Corgan, a contact form is available at the bottom of his note.

Corgan also offered a few more details about the Pumpkins In Plainsong tour, which begins March 22nd in Portland. The acoustic-electro shows will reportedly boast a suite of songs from Siamese Dream, but also selections from across Corgans catalogincluding Zwan, the Future Embrace and tracks he helped others write.

Watch Out, 007! John Travolta Says Hes Probably the Next Bond Villain


Hes left the Scorpions in the dust, done the twist with Uma Thurmanand swapped faces with Nicolas Cage. Now, John Travolta is eyeing an epic face off with James Bond.

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In a new interview with The Telegraph, the 59-year-old actor says he would love to play the villain in the next installment of the 007 series, adding, Theyre going a different way with their villain in this next film. Ive spoken to [producer] Barbara Broccoli about it and she loves the idea, so that would be great. At present, theres no official word on whether Travolta already has the role or if hes even in the running.

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Travolta has taken on a handful of grittier roles in the past few years, including a turn as a hi-jacker in The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 and a corrupt DEA agent in Savages. Hes also slated to portray the notorious mobster John Gotti Sr. in the upcoming biopic, Gotti: In the Shadow of My Father. Still, two-time Oscar nominee says he wont close the chapter on playing villains until he gets the chance to square off with Bond.

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The Beatles Help!: Go Behind the Scenes


The Beatles are bringing back their second feature film, Help!, on Blu-Ray with some special outtakes, interviews and trailers, as well as a 30-minute documentary on the making of the movie. In this exclusive clip, director Richard Lester, director of photography David Watkin, hair and make-up artist Betty Glasow and costume designer Julie Harris share their memories of working on Help! and offer candid tidbits about the experience.

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We spent quite a lot of time on post-production, Lester says on achieving the vibrant color of Help!We took two frames of every shot in the film, put them up on a light box, and played around with color filters until chose which filter we were putting in . . . we did it for every shot in the film.

The digitally restored Blu-ray version of Help! is available Tuesday on Amazon and the Beatles catalog is available on iTunes.

Stranger By the Lake


Guys cruise each other by an idyllic lake in summer. Gay porn? Thats an eye of the beholder decision since blowjobs and jizz figure in the action. But Stranger By the Lake, making overt the gay subtext in Hitchcocks Strangers on a Train and North By Northwest, is at heart an erotic thriller of devilish twists and turns. Far from gender specific, this French spellbinder, sparked with wicked humor and intimations of homicide, speaks to universal rules of attraction. Writer-director Alain Guiraudie lets his camera watch idly as naked men sunbathe and hottie Franck (Pierre Deladonchamps) strips for a swim. Out of the water, Franck chats casually with Henri (Patrick DAssumcao), chubby, fully clothed and not his type. His eye is caught by Michel (Christophe Paou in a Freddy Mercury moustache), a stranger he follows into the woods. Michel is already sexually occupied, but over the next few days Franck hooks up with Michel to the point of obsession. From a distance, Franck sees Michel drown another lover. But his obsession never abates, even when an inspector (Jerome Chappatte) shows up looking for a killer. What happens next is for you to discover. Guiraudie never uses music or dialogue to punch up his themes. The meaning comes in pure cinematic terms. Like his characters, Guiraudie is walking a tightrope, finding the point where sex and death exude a similar allure. You wont be able to look away.

Peter Travers Video Review: Underrated Comedies


As a bonus compendium to the current issue of Rolling Stone, this week's video review features Peter Travers' list of comedy films that were tragically overlooked by the Academy at Oscar time. Click above for the Rolling Stone film critic's thoughts on classics like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Borat and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Kevin Spacey Charged With Felony Sexual Assault in 2016 Incident


A sexual assault accusation levied against Kevin Spacey last year has resulted in the actor facing felony charges for allegedly assaulting the teenage son of a Boston news anchor in 2016.

In November 2017, anchor Heather Unruh accused Spacey of plying her 18-year-old son with alcohol before grabbing his genitals. The victim, my son, was a starstruck, straight 18-year-old man, Unruh told reporters last year. When my son was drunk, Spacey made his move and sexually assaulted him. I want to make it clear: This was a criminal act.

I want to see Kevin Spacey go to jail, she added. I want to see Kevin Spacey have the hand of justice come down on him, not just for my son, but for the many others who have yet to speak their truth.

Per the Barnstable County Superior Court clerks office, according to Variety, Spacey will be arraigned on a charge of indecent assault and battery on a person 14 or over at Nantucket District Court on January 7th.

Spaceys lawyer did not immediately reply to Rolling Stones request for comment.

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Earlier on Monday, the actor posted a cryptic video of himself as former House of Cards president Frank Underwood in a kitchen clad in a Santa-adorned apron. I showed you my deepest, darkest secrets, he says in character to the camera. I showed you exactly what people are capable of. I shocked you with my honesty but mostly I challenged you and made you think. And you trusted me, even though you know you shouldnt.

The video, titled Lets Be Frank, also features Spacey saying that, Of course, some believed everything and theyve just been waiting with bated breath to hear me confess it all. Theyre just dying to have me declare that everything said is true and that I got what I deserved. Wouldnt that be easy?

Spacey goes on to seemingly refute the multiple charges of sexual misconduct that began in 2017. But you wouldnt believe the worst without evidence, would you? he says, his voice rising. You wouldnt rush to judgments without facts, would you? Did you? I can promise you this: If I didnt pay the price for the things we both knew I did do, Im certainly not going to pay the price for the things I didnt do.

Despite all the poppycock, the animosity, the headlines, the impeachment without a trial. Despite even my own death, I feel surprisingly good and my confidence grows each day that soon enough you will know the full truth, Spacey added.

Despite House of Cards killing off Spaceys character before the shows sixth and final season, Spacey hints in what appears to be an extended metaphor that Underwood is not really dead. You never actually saw me die, did you? he says. Conclusions can be so deceiving. A source close to Netflix told Variety that the streaming network had no involvement in the video.

In October 2017, actor Anthony Rapp told Buzzfeed that he was at a party at Spaceys apartment when he was 14 years old. Rapp claimed Spacey approached him and threw him atop a bed. He was trying to seduce me, Rapp said. I dont know if I would have used that language. But I was aware that he was trying to get with me sexually.

After pushing Spacey off of him, Rapp ran into the bathroom before making his way to the front door. He followed me to the front door of the apartment, and as I opened the door to leave, he was leaning on the front door[frame], Rapp said. And he was like, Are you sure you wanna go? I said, Yes, good night, and then I did leave.

Spacey apologized for deeply inappropriate drunken behavior in a statement, but received widespread condemnation for coming out as gay in the same statement. Since Rapps accusation, nearly two dozen men have accused Spacey of inappropriate touching and unwanted advances. Spacey remains under criminal investigation for sexual misconduct in the United Kingdom.

Ewan McGregor of Angels & Demons Is He the Most Underrated Actor Around?


Its hard to talk about how fierce Ewan McGregor is in the flawed Angels & Demons. His role as the right-hand holy man to the just-dead Pope is tied into plot details that lead to spoilers. But in a movie in which most of the actors, led by Tom Hanks, hold back McGregor lets it rip. The Scottish actor has a reputation for taking risks. And yet McGregor, 38, is traditionally the forgotten man when it comes to winning Oscar nominations. He was the romantic soul of 2001s Moulin Rouge, but Nicole Kidman got the acting nomination. Nothing for Ewan. Im not saying that anyone connected with the deadly Star Wars prequels deserves credit. But McGregor, as the young version of Alec Guinnesss Obi-Wan Kenobi, was the only one to emerge from the Jar-Jar trilogy with his dignity intact. Its time to make up for past insults. So lets look at the roles for which McGregor deserved his share of award glory:

Trainspotting, director Danny Boyles balls-out 1996 film version of the Irvine Welsh novel about Scottish heroin junkies, makes a good start. McGregor played Renton and from his opening run through the streets to a surreal dive down a toilet it was a performance of ferocity and feeling. Trainspotting was the second of three films McGregor would do with his mentor Boyle, freshly Oscared for Slumdog Millionaire. But after Boyle gave the role meant for McGregor in 2000s The Beach to Titanic box-office prince Leonardo DiCaprio, McGregor refused to speak to Boyle. He still hasnt. I recently interviewed McGregor on my Popcorn show on ABC News NOW, and asked him if there was any chance of a reconciliation. I even offered to do an intervention. McGregor addresses this issue and more in this clip from the show:

Velvet Goldmine, Todd Haynes swooningly sexy 1998 tribute to Seventies glam rock, cast McGregor as an Iggy Pop-ish rude boy in mascara whose suck-my-cock swagger transfixed the David Bowie-ish figure played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers. McGregor threw himself into the makeup, the clothes, the drugs, the bi sex and the blazing music with a dynamism that is never less than mesmeric.

Moulin Rouge, the above mentioned spectacle from Aussie director Baz Luhrmann, features McGregor as a penniless poet named Christian, crooning an elephantine love medley with Nicole Kidman, referencing among other tunes All You Need Is Love, I Will Always Love You, Silly Love Songs and Up Where We Belong. On my Popcorn show, I begged McGregor to sing a snatch of the medley live. He refused, dammit! I just dared Craig Ferguson to get Ewan to sing on his show tonight. Well see. But McGregors unbridled emotionalism as Christian is, I believe, the secret of the films continuing appeal.

Young Adam, a 2003 tale of adultery and murder directed by David Mackenzie, won McGregor the Scottish equivalent of an Oscar. The movie found him playing an amoral drifter on a barge navigating the waterways of Glasgow, and having an affair with fellow Scot Tilda Swinton as the wife of the barge owner. In the U.S., McGregors nude scenes got as much attention as his acting. I have no problem with nudity, he told me. Nudity, sexuality and sex are all part of life. Maybe McGregors willingness to go commando onscreen (catch The Pillow Book) hurts his chances at Academy attention. McGregor, admirably, goes his own way. In the upcoming I Love You Phillip Morris, McGregor shares hot love scenes with costar Jim Carrey. Hes a nice kisser, Jim, tender but firm, McGregor told me. His only regret? Jim doesnt call and doesnt write. Neither does Oscar. But its a time for a change.

Stay, a 2005 film from director Marc Forster (Monsters Ball, Finding Neverland, The Kite Runner), is the unfairly neglected film that McGregor told me hed most like audiences to find on DVD. Its a tough, uncompromising story, with McGregor as a Manhattan shrink treating a suicidal art student (Ryan Gosling) in ways that unhinge them both.

So what do you think? Whats the Ewan McGregor movie that youd most like to call to attention?

Eminem Confirmed to Perform at MTVs Movie Awards on May 31st


After making his MTV comeback last week with his celebrity-baiting We Made You music video, Eminem will return to the stage on May 31st. The rapper has just been named the first performer recruited for this years MTV Movie Awards, MTV News reports. The performance will come just 12 days after Em releases Relapse, his first of two new albums this year, on May 19th. SNL and the Lonely Islands Andy Samberg will host the event, with more performers expected to be announced shortly.

MTV didnt reveal what song Slim Shady will rap at the awards show, but its safe to assume it will be a new track and considering Sambergs fondness for hip-hop, its possible the two could pair up for some R-rated hilarity, too. We Made You will be a bit old by the time of the Awards, but Rock Daily is hoping Eminem performs that track because it will result in awkward cutaways to Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears and whoever else in the audience was lampooned by the rapper in his new video. Plus, MTV awards shows and Eminem are a combination that always generates memorable moments who could forget when Triumph the Insult Comic Dog confronted the rapper at the 2002 VMAs, and when Em mocked Lohan as a faux-Triumph at the 2005 Movie Awards before performing Ass Like That?

The Awards will mark Ems return to the stage as a performer, by the way. The rapper took the podium at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on April 4th to pay tribute to Run-DMC. But this will be the rappers first time performing live in quite a while. For more on the rappers Relapse, check out our Spring Music Preview.

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Debauchery Abounds in New Spring Breakers Trailer


If you thought the initial trailer for Harmony Korines zeitgeist extravaganza Spring Breakers was bananas, now you can take a look at the films definitely NSFW red-band teaser. The film stars Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine as four college students who hold up a restaurant to fund their spring break vacation; they eventually get busted for drugs and fall in with Alien, a Riff Raff-esque rapper played by James Franco.

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The new clip is packed with all sorts of uncut debauchery from booze and drugs to firing off shotguns in a pool and screaming, Spring break, bitches! all set, appropriately, to Skrillexs Scary Monsters & Nice Sprites (the DJ also scored the film). Also, Gucci Mane gets a lot more facetime in this trailer, so you know its gonna be good. Spring Breakers hits theaters in New York and Los Angeles on March 15th, with national release slated for March 22nd.

Gambling: A Movie Curse?


With the opening this weekend of 21, about six MIT mathletes who broke the Vegas blackjack bank in the 1990s through savvy card counting, I cant help but think of the great gambling movies 21 is entertaining but too much of a fact stretcher to qualify and how most of them get dealt a losing hand at the box office. Am I alone out here, people? Are none of you jazzed by the idea of placing a bet, at least at the movies? Cards on the table: My favorite poker movie ever is Rounders, which Ive watched too many times for my own good and from which Ive memorized dialogue to live by. As Matt Damons poker ace Mike McDermott says early on, If you cant spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. In the words of Mikes ratty partner, The Worm (Edward Norton in his most underrated performance), Rounders is all-the-way nice. The Worm is sure that his pal Mike will join him for a big score in Atlantic City: Your favorite actor is Clint Eastwood, man he always doubles back for a friend. Which leads me back to the question: Why do moviegoers not double back for gambling movies? Im not counting last years Lucky You, with Eric Bana drowning in cards and angst. It was a deserved flop from the usually fine director Curtis Hanson. Im talking about blue-chip gambling movies that people go, Huh whats that ? when I bring them up. Here are a few of my top picks. Let me know if Im missing any of yours.

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Like I said, John Dahls cult movie gets me every time, especially John Malkovich as the mad Russian Teddy KGB, who takes Damons law student for $30,000 in tuition at the poker table. Munching Oreo cookies, splashing the pot with chips (a poker no-no) and speaking with an accent that defies deciphering (Ho-kay, Meester sum of a beech), Malkovich soars so far over the top, hes passing Pluto. I love it.

CALIFORNIA SPLIT 1974

Even with the legendary Robert Altman in the directors chair, this gem about the compulsion to gamble never found its rightful high place in the Altman canon. George Segal and Elliot Gould are in top form in a film that examines the underside of a winning streak in Reno. The dialogue is pitch perfect. Gould to a casino cashier: Id like a thousand dollars worth of credit short pause Tell you what, just give me a roll of nickels.

THE COOLER 2003

Wayne Kramer s smashing directing debut deserved a lot more attention. William H. Macy is superb as a Vegas gambler with a knack for losing. His casino-manager pal (Alec Baldwin, revelatory in an Oscar nominated role) hires him as a cooler, a piece of walking Kryptonite who can jinx a high roller just by sitting next to him. Then love in the person of the glorious Maria Bello enters the picture and his bad luck changes. Or does it?

CROUPIER 1999

Mike Hodges set this low-budget mindbender in a London casino. Clive Owen excels as a wannabe writer who takes a job as a croupier. Hes grown up around betting tables and sees his job as a chance to observe people as subjects for his novel. The job appeals to Jacks need for control and emotional distance. He gets to watch the suckers play at life and risk losing. And so do we, with mounting fascination.

CASINO 1995

Martin Scorseses 17th film rarely gets any love, many wrongly consider it a lesser sequel to GoodFellas. But theres no better film about the business of gambling. And as Robert De Niro runs his Vegas casino, the audience gets to follow the money with a documentary realism that brings out Scorsese genius for obsession.

High School Musical 3: Senior Year


If you're gay and/or eight years old, HSM3 is the movie event of the year. From the first leering close-up of Zac Efron shaking off sweat on the basketball court before bursting into sappy song, the movie like the two TV movies that preceded it is a nonthreatening sexual marshmallow. But did it have to be so synthetic, so devoid of feisty life? Where's Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass when you need him? Efron and co-star Vanessa Hudgens have charm. But director Kenny Ortega buries them in formula dances, forgettable tunes and dialogue that makes Grease sound like Greek tragedy. I especially gagged on the egregious group number "We're All in This Together." You wish.

The Boys Are Back


He can brood like nobodys business (Closer, Children of Men) and kill with impunity (The International, Shoot Em Up), but Clive Owen cuts bone-deep as sportswriter Joe Warr, the widowed dad of two sons in The Boys Are Back, based on a 2000 memoir by Simon Carr. OK, it sounds like a tear-jerker, and sometimes it drifts dangerously close. But Owen, in a heartfelt, award-caliber performance, never goes soft. Its his core of toughness that makes the movie so funny, touching and vital.

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Joe had split from his first wife and son in England to run off to Australia with the woman he loved. When cancer ends her life, Joe must raise their six-year-old son, Artie (Nicholas McAnulty), and forge a relationship with Harry (George MacKay), the resentful teen he left behind. For grief-stricken Joe, its a messy business bringing his sons together. Props to Owen for refusing to stoop to sitcom fluff. Joes Just Say Yes approach to single parenting could be described as semiferal, especially when he stupidly and near tragically leaves the boys home alone while he covers the Australian Open. McAnulty and MacKay work wonders as boys who really dont know their father or each other. But Aussie director Scott Hicks, doing his best work since 1996s Oscar-nominated Shine, lets the story play out in Owens expressive, haunted eyes. This movie will take a piece out of you.

Francis Lawrence Signs On to Direct Hunger Games Sequel


Director Francis Lawrence has signed on to direct Catching Fire, the second movie in the Hunger Games series, Deadline Hollywood reports. Lawrence who has no relation to the movie's star, Jennifer Lawrence is stepping in after Hunger Games director Gary Ross declined to helm a second film due to tight scheduling.

According to Deadline, Lionsgate had also considered Moneyball director Bennett Miller and Spanish filmmaker Juan Antonio Bayona, but only Lawrence could work within a timetable that would allow the movie to hit theaters by the fall of next year.

Lawrence is the director of Water for Elephants and I Am Legend, as well as music videos for Britney Spears, Green Day, Janet Jackson and Jennifer Lopez.

Director Ivan Reitman Backs Out of Ghostbusters Sequel


While the upcomingGhostbusterssequel is moving forward after the death of writer-actor Harold Ramis (with plans to start shooting in 2015), the project will no longer be helmed byIvan Reitman.

According to Deadline, the comedy legend has officially abandoned the directors chair after the passing of his close friend and collaborator, though hell remain onboard as a producer and help Sony Pictures find a replacement.

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A lot of things happened in the last few months, the most significant of which was the passing of Harold, who was a very good friend and extraordinarily influential in my career, Reitman says. When I came back from Harolds funeral, it was really moving and it made me think about a lot of things. Id just finished directingDraft Day, which Im really happy with and proud of. Working on a film that is smaller and more dramatic was so much fun and satisfying.I just finally met with [Sonys] Amy [Pascal] and Doug Belgrad when I got back. I said Id been thinking about it for weeks, that Id rather just produce thisGhostbusters. I told them I thought I could help, but lets find a really good director and make it with him. So thats what weve agreed will happen.

It was such an amazing time in my life 30 years ago, and I felt that way on the second film,he reflects. With Harold no longer with us, I couldnt see it.

Reitman also addressed the wild speculation about the projects writing and casting (including the possible involvement of original Ghostbuster Bill Murray), which has been brewing over the past four years.Wed decided not to comment up until now, he continues. I wasnt sure what I was going to do, and it was never clear what Bill was going to do.

Reitman says two scripts have been written for the film: The first was co-penned by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky (with help from himself, Ramis and Dan Aykroyd), but when Murray failed to commit (He never actually said no, but he never said yes), they started from scratch with a script from Etan Cohen (and Dan lending a helping hand) that the studio is very excited about.

While he does confirm that the sequel will feature the original Ghostbustersteam in a very minor role, hes hesitant to give specifics on the new cast, which will be assembled soon. Im not going to say how manyGhostbustersthere will be in the new cast, but we are determined to retain the spirit of the original film, and I am pleased that all of this seems to have happened organically, he says.

Rogue One: 5 Things We Learned From New Trailer


Last night, as the greatest athletes from around the globe competed for the highest distinction in the sporting world, something actually important happened: a new trailer for the upcoming Star Wars spinoff Rogue One premiered! Its already racked up 2.8 million views on YouTube and counting, and in two minutes and 15 seconds, a lot of material to sort through gets thrown at you new characters, new locations, and new hints to fuel brand-spankin-new conspiracy theories. (So Forest Whitaker, what, just grew hair between the first teaser and this clip?)

Weve taken the liberty of singling out five key takeaways, from a sassy new android to the reappearance of everyones favorite Sith lord. Read on. May the Force be with you:

1. Look whos back: Darth Vader
Last things first the shiny black helmet that pops up in the final seconds of the trailer looks awfully familiar. Rumors had long been swirling that the former Anakin Skywalker would show his his face or rather, creepy robotic mask in this spinoff, and the trailer confirms it. The extent of his participation is still a big question mark, but catching an eyeful of Darth Vader certainly juices up the fans. Still, for all we know, his presence in the film could amount to a glorified cameo. It hasnt even been a week since we collectively realized Suicide Squads ad campaign fooled us into thinking Jared Letos Joker would be in the picture for more than five minutes; we could be walking into a similar bait-and-switch. Either way, that mechanical wheeze can still induce full-body chills.

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2. Meet your new Han Solo
From the jump, the outline for Felicity Jones rebellion leader Jyn Erso bore a striking resemblance to a certain scruffy nerf herder. Spotty past, indomitable will, confident to the point of brashness the phrase female Han Solo couldnt have been far behind. (Which should be a nice way to pass the time while we wait to see Alden Ehrenreichs version of the smirking intergalactic smuggler.) This trailer doubles down on the ready-made comparison, showing Jones outfitted with a dusty overshirt and brown vest, a Solo-esque ensemble if ever there was one. Still, judging from the scant bits of dialogue included here, shes a bit more reserved and collected than Harrison Fords lovable rogue. Her brief exchange of with Diego Lunas Cassian Andor Good. Good. feels a couple shades more formal than Solos usual heckling.

3. Fresh looks at that galaxy far, far away
The appeal of the Star Wars universe has always been linked to the immersive element, the feeling that a fan could get lost in one of the thousand worlds explored onscreen. And with the handful of eye-poppingly gorgeous landscape shots shown off in the trailer, director Gareth Edwards has amplified that quality exponentially. The opening pan over a bustling desert mecca, the sunbaked plateau 10 seconds in, an eclipse choking out the sun over a barren planet this is some of the most sophisticated CGI the franchise has seen so far. In 2014, Edwards re-realized Godzilla on a grand scale, and it looks like hes brought that same ambition to Rogue Ones scope.

4. This may be the droid were looking for
The best lines in the trailer all go to the franchises newest comic-relief robot: K-2SO, an imperial droid reprogrammed by Cassian Andor to serve the cause of the rebellion. Alan Tudyk brings a tone-perfect deadpan to his greeting of Jyn Erso, flatly intoning, The captain says you are a friend. I will not kill you. It looks like K-2SO will fill the C-3PO role of resident downer android, too his helpful reminder that there is a 96.7% chance of failure is kind of classic Threepio. Moreover, will the characters in the film refer to the bot as K-2? Does Gareth Edwards know that that kind of means something else these days?

5. More wars than star
Naturally, the most exciting sequences displayed in the trailer are the bustling battles, already looking like the most elaborate set pieces in the franchise to date. The director has been upfront about his intention to shoot the picture like a war film, and the intensity of combat comes across in the brief snippet of a shootout near a palm-tree-lined beach. Edwards has already named films like Saving Private Ryan and Black Hawk Down were big influences here, suggesting that the military vibe will outweigh the sci-fi/fantasy elements.(Not to mention that the film was shot by Zero Dark Thirtys cinematographer Greig Fraser.) That could be a good move, considering the big picture; its on Edwards to make this spinoff distinct from the main trilogies of films, and a bit of gritty genre drift could do the trick.

Pete Davidson Talks Love for Harry Potter, Comedy Heroes


Pete Davidsons love for the Harry Potter series is well-documented. The 22-year-old has shared it with fans on social media once live-tweeting a rewatch of the films for his followers and marking his adoration for the films permanently with multiple tattoos in honor of the series. During a visit to the Rolling Stone office, theSNL star discussed his love for the series in detail.

When I was seven or eight, the first movie came out on my birthday, and I read all the books. I was very excited, Davidson reveals of how he got his start. As for the appeal, the comedian considers it to be one of the few series aimed for young audiences to avoid being corny, in contrast to Twilight and the Divergent crap, as he refers to it.

Its not a lame-ass love story that they try to put into everything, he continues. Harry doesnt get pussy, like, once. Its great. He doesnt change his fuckin haircut or dye his hair like they do in Divergent. It all fuckin sucks.

Comedy is the other passion in Davidsons life, and hell be embarking on his first national stand-up tour this summer. He cites Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle as heroes who have also become his friends. Thats my favorite thing out of everything, he says. I started because of them, and now I get to talk to them a little bit. Its pretty cool!

Bill Hader, another of his heroes, helped launch the young comics career, introducing him to Lorne Michaels thatled to a successful audition for the long-running show. I owe him everything, Davidson says of his Trainwreck co-star. With his job, one of the perks has been meeting the guests. You get to hang out, with like, Miley Cyrus for a week. Its pretty cool.

Invictus


Clint Eastwoods potent new film is based on a true story about a newly elected black president struggling to unite citizens divided by racism. The name Obama never comes up it couldnt, since the time is 1995 and the place is South Africa. The president is Nelson Mandela (Morgan Freeman), who was voted into office the year before, in the countrys first free election. The challenge facing Mandela is to find a way to make peace with the apartheid forces that put him in jail for three decades. Mandela figures that battle should take place on, of all things, the rugby field.

For the blacks in South Africa, rugby was a symbol of the Afrikaners, the white forces behind apartheid. Mandela believed that if he could harness the power of the Springboks, the South African team captained by Franois Pienaar (Matt Damon), and host the 1995 rugby World Cup games, he could cross a racial and cultural divide. The source material for Invictus (Latin for unconquered) is John Carlins book Playing the Enemy: Nelson Mandela and the Game That Made a Nation. Thats pushing it, since the factors that have separated powerful whites and resentful blacks for centuries in South Africa can hardly be reconciled by one game. But theres little doubt that the game pitting the Springboks against New Zealands team was a major start in the healing process.

Eastwood, shooting on location in Johannesburg and Cape Town and enlisting Chester Williams (the single black player on the Springboks) to coach Damon, wisely lets action define character. The rugby action electrifies the movie. Damon may be shorter than Pienaars six-foot-four Afrikaner god, but he brings athletic grace to the role, and a sense of burning conscience. Freeman seems born to play Mandela, and he never delivers a false note, even when Anthony Peckhams script nudges him into sainthood. Freeman lets us see the wily politician percolating underneath Mandelas calm surface. Eastwoods modest approach to these momentous events shames the usual Hollywood showboating. In a rare achievement, hes made a film that truly is good for the soul.

Fast & Furious


Twitter users could fit everything that makes a lick of sense in Fast and Furious on a single 140-character tweet, and still have room to review the movie as IMHO idiotic but fun. hate myself for getting off on hot cars, hotter women. bad dialogue enjoyable, also exhausting. two hours of life hijacked. no hope of recovery.

Take the title whaaaat! The Fast and the Furious came out in 2001. Isnt it early for a remake? Easy, there. Though shamelessly redundant, Fast and Furious is technically a follow-up, not a redo. Studio brainiacs simply zapped the title of the pesky the both of them and, presto, everything old is new again. Yeah, but what about the first two sequels 2 Fast 2 Furious and The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, which Vin Diesel wisely opted out of? Diesel is back, along with his original co-star, Paul Walker, making this a fresh start, kind of. So just when youre going, I get it, this is the fourth chapter in the franchise I have to stop you. Fast and Furious is actually the prequel to Tokyo Drift, which makes it Chapter Three.

Oh, fuck it! If you care about this movie and multitudes do youll figure it out. Newbies arent likely to play catchup. Look at the diminishing box-office results: The first one grossed $145 million, the second (without Diesel but with Walker) did $127 million, the third (without either) limped to $63 million. That blows the theory that audiences are just in it for the cars. So coaxing Diesel back was crucial.

Is Diesel worth his fat paycheck? Id say yup. The former bouncer has always been a better actor than his rep would have it check him out in Saving Private Ryan, Boiler Room, Pitch Black and Sidney Lumets Find Me Guilty. The problem is that Diesel let his brawn and basso rumble trap him in caveman junk such as xXx, The Chronicles of Riddick and Babylon A.D. until he became a literal joke as a baby sitter in The Pacifier (a hit, by the way). You could look at Diesels return as Dom as crass capitulation to image whoring. Or you could just go with the dumb flow and watch him make a wicked tease of the role that put him on top.

We pick up Diesels fugitive ex-con, Dominic Toretto, when he sneaks back to Los Angeles for a friends funeral (we know who got murdered, and we aint tellin). Dom wants revenge; so does Brian OConnor (Walker), a federal agent who wronged him. The police are chasing Dom, but despite his bulk, eye-catchingly tight T-shirts and habit of flooring it on city streets, the cops cant nab the dude. Instead of cuffing Dom, Brian joins the big lug to catch a Mexican heroin importer whose business conveniently involves drag-racing. As the movie detours in lesbo action and toe-sucking (you heard me), the link to logic in Chris Morgans script evaporates.

That said, the movie is a used car that can occasionally choke to life and burn up the road. Diesel and Walker look jazzed to be beating the shit out of each other and then making up. Despite past betrayals, these two have a history. Brian still loves Mia (Jordana Brewster), Doms sister. And Dom pines for Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), even though bad-girl Gisele (Gal Gadot) is panting to get under his hood.

The babes dont stand a chance against the cars. Muscle or import, theyre all sex objects (props to the Lamborghini LM002). Director Justin Lin (Tokyo Drift) still hasnt learned film geography. Even the kinetic tunnel races, meant to nitrocharge the movie, fall flat from spatial incoherence. You barely know whats happening, and to whom.

And yet I can see why Fast and Furious might be a smash as audiences look for escape from a broken economy. All those wheelies and power slides are designed to obliterate thought, not provoke it. Talk about a movie for its time.

Richard Dreyfuss Remembers Fantastically Talented Glenne Headly


Richard Dreyfuss remembered his Mr. Hollands Opus co-star Glenne Headly following the actress unexpected death Thursday night at the age of 62.

Glenne Headly was this fantastically talented actress, who buried her personality beneath the character she was playing, Dreyfuss told the Hollywood Reporter.

And it is very rare that you run into that. And at the same time, she was sweet and funny and happy on the set She was a person who did not insist that her personality take over the character.

Headly is most remembered for her roles in comedies like Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and Dick Tracy, as well as her dramatic turn as Dreyfuss wife in the 1995 film.

Glenne let it all out, and it was so emotionally enormous and truthful. It was so loaded with love and loss and anguish, Dreyfuss said. It was incredible to see her do that.

Headly, who plays the mother of a deaf child in Mr. Hollands Opus, was so committed to the role that she learned sign language.

While Dreyfuss portrayal of a music teacher earned the actor an Oscar nomination for the film, Headly wasnt nominated for her part. I wish that she had gotten more recognition by the industry for what she did, Dreyfuss said.

On Friday, Headlys co-stars like Steve Martin, Tom Hanks and Josh Hutcherson, who starred alongside the actress in the upcoming Hulu series Future Man, all remembered the Lonesome Dove star.

The Kindergarten Teacher: Maggie Gyllenhaal Peaks in Poetry Prodigy Drama


The uncommonly adventurous Maggie Gyllenhaal hits a new career peak with The Kindergarten Teacher, compelling us to understand a woman who maybe doesnt understand herself. Thats an apt description of her Lisa Spinelli, a Staten Island wife and mother whos been teaching kindergarten for 20 years the kind of person whose soft voice barely disguises the fact that shes screaming inside. Lisa has dreams of being a poet, an artistic calling whose wheels have come off as the culture dives further into digital, short-attention-span freefall. She has a decent husband (Michael Chernus) who cares or pretends to that she takes an adult education course in poetry writing. Her two teenage children (Daisy Tahan, Sam Jules) are way too wrapped up in their own lives to make time for her. To make matter worse, Lisas flirty instructor, nicely done by Gael Garca Bernal, doesnt think her work is very good.

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Its at this point that you may be ready to write off the movie as one of those well-meaning exercises in midlife angst. Dont you dare. Gyllenhaal is not one to color inside the box, and neither is writer-director Sara Colangelo (Little Accidents). In shifting Israeli director Nadav Lapids 2014 drama into an American context, this English-language remake throws audiences to places they wont see coming. It may seem conventional when Lisa takes an interest in her student Jimmy (Parker Sevak), a quiet boy who unprompted will start reciting lines that read as poetry. She is dumbstruck. How can a child know so much of life? So the woman writes down Jimmys words and passes them off as her own in poetry class. Suddenly, her teacher is impressed. And theres Lisa pressing Jimmys neglectful nanny (Rosa Salazar) to transcribe anything the the boy says.

At this point, you might thinking the film is becoming a cautionary tale about appropriating someone elses work as your own. Wrong. Before long, Lisa is bringing Jimmy to a poetry reading in Manhattan (against the explicit orders of his divorced father), letting the audience and her teacher see what he can do. Jimmy, half scared and half exhilarated, does himself proud. But her deception gets her booted out of poetry class.

Does rejection destroy this would-be patron of the arts? Youd think. But no. Instead Lisa makes Jimmy her cause. She sneaks him out of kindergarten during nap time and into a rest room where she pushes him to create. Its no wonder his parents transfer him to a new school, an incident that brings his former teacher to the breaking point, as she kidnaps Jimmy from his new school and sweeps off her prodigy to a lake resort where they can share deep thoughts and a room.

Its hard not to think WTF?! as the film drifts into a creepy suspense thriller that makes us fear for the child. What is this grown woman doing with a five-year-old who barely speaks until he says, I have a poem? Is Lisa a professional or a predator? Luckily, Colangelo doesnt pursue the worst-case scenario. But she does take us to an unsettling place where her heroine has become unmoored from reality. The film doesnt offer literal answers, glib or profound. The art that The Kindergarten Teacher is scanning can be found in Gyllenhaals eyes, hungry for a life of the mind and one starved of meaning. Jimmy is not the only one who has something to say. For the filmmaker and her star, this movie is their poem.

Obama: Zach Galifianakis Was Pretty Nervous on Between Two Ferns


Earlier this week, comedian Zach Galifianakis welcomed an especially high-profile guest President Barack Obama on his popular web series,Between Two Ferns. And while Galifiankis maintained his typically awkward screen presence during their interview, the Commander-in-Chief says the hilariously droll interviewer was squirming inside.

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Zach actually was pretty nervous, the president toldOn the Air With Ryan Seacrestduring a brief interview Friday morning. It was funny to watch you know, cause this wholeBetween Two Fernsshtickhis whole character is to go after the guests. I think he was looking around seeing all these Secret Service guys with guns and thinking, I wonder what happens here if I cross a line?'

While Obama admits he wasnt hip to the series before his appearance, he says his daughter Malia was particularly excited about her dads moment in the comedy spotlight.

When I was at the dinner table with the girls, and I said, Today I did something with Zach; its calledTwo Ferns, I think, Malia was so excited, he continues. She, you know, had seen all the previous episodes.

Of course, Obama wasnt just flexing his comedic muscles. He had another motive for reaching the nations youth to remind them about the looming deadline for the Affordable Care Act. I figured it was going to reach our target audience, he says, which was a lot of young people.

While his appearance was ultimately a success, bringing a flood of web traffic to the HealthCare.gov website, Obama says hes avoiding a side-career in comedy: It ended up working, he says, but I think I better keep my day job.

George A. Romeros Diary of the Dead


Forget Cloverfield Im giving top props to George A. Romeros Diary of the Dead for using a handheld digital camera to swat at the YouTube-ification of America. While Cloverfield wielded the woozy camera as a gimmick, Diary of the Dead gives it the center ring to ask a provocative question about the circus we call pop culture: What the hell out there is turning us into a nation of zombiefied peepers?>But first, for the uninitiated, a little Romero history. You dont need to study the Romero zombie canon to enjoy the fifth and latest in his series. But you could do worse. Romeros 1968 debut with the breakout zombie classic Night of the Living Dead was a gritty, low-tech wonder. Shot in unglam Pittsburgh Romero is to that city what John Waters is to Baltimore in black-and-white and with actors youve never heard of, this cult phenom (made for a piddling $114,000) still looks grungy-great. And something more: Smack in the middle of the civil rights era, Romero used a black actor (Duane Jones) as the hero and picked up props for being relevant. He hasnt lost his touch.

Social satire continues to figure in Romeros films with no sacrifice in blood-curdling scares. American consumerism took a hit as zombies roamed a shopping mall in 1978s Dawn of the Dead. Sexism went on the zombie fire in 1985s Day of the Dead. In 2005s Land of the Dead, zombies stood in for persons of interest in the post-9/11 zeitgeist. Romero told me recently, I see something shitty happening in the world, and I slap some zombies on it. Good line, but Romero is shortchanging his talent. Even in his non-Dead films catch 1988s Monkeyshines and 1993s The Dark Half Romero creates muckraking mischief. And hes in rare form in Diary of the Dead, a stripped-down zombie epic in which he uses Toronto to stand in for Pittsburgh to save a few bucks. At sixty-eight, Romero is still a rampaging maverick.

The something shitty this time is our tendency to stick a camera in front of everyone and everything. As Debra (Michelle Morgan) tells Jason Creed (Joshua Close), her film-student boyfriend, For you, if its not on film it never happened. Romeros characters, in the process of making an amateur mummy movie outside Pittsburgh, find terror for real: The dead are rising upnd looking to chow down on new victims. Rich-kid Ridley (Philip Riccio), who stars in the mummy rip-off, bolts for the family mansion. That leaves Jason and Debra to fend for themselves, along with a crew made up of film-freak Tony (Shawn Roberts), tech-head Eliot (Joe Dinicol), booze-hound Brit teacher Maxwell (Scott Wentworth) and Texas babe Tracy (Amy Lalonde),nown for her ability to scream and jiggle on cue. As in most Romero movies, the actors are not likely Oscar candidates. But the rawness gives the movie just the right MySpace vibe, as does the documentary the crew makes, aptly titled The Death of Death.

The students try to make their getaway in a Winnebago, but zombies are persistent. Sequences abound in which laughs freeze the blood. Look out for the deaf, bomb-throwing Amish farmer, the overzealous National Guardsmen and the visit to Debras home in Scranton, where family values include cannibalism. But the real mindblower goes down in a hospital, as Romero turns a place of safety and healing into a breeding ground for ravenous, drooling creatures who can be stopped only by blowing off their effing heads. (When I mentioned to Romero that universal cremation could put him out of the zombie business, he laughed like hell.)>Through it all, Jason keeps his camera rolling, showing the worst of us, such as two good ol boys using zombies for target practice, an image that evokes Abu Ghraib in its intensity. Romero is asking us: Do we stop at the scene of an accident to help or to look? The best scary movies show the monster invading us from the inside. This one belongs with the leaders ofhe scare pack. Isnt it time that we give Romero his due? Its hardly an accident that Stephen King, Quentin Tarantino, Guillermo del Toro, Simon Pegg and Wes Craven recognize Romero as a master. He is.

Imaginary Heroes


Sigourney Weaver is a luminous actress with a tough core of intelligence and wit. And Emile Hirsch, who plays her guilt-tormented son, has the talent to sustain a major career. Their scenes together have a warmth that almost makes you forgive Imaginary Heroes, written by first-time director Dan Harris, for trying so hard and so futilely to duplicate Ordinary People.

Does this sound familiar? Matt (Kip Pardue) is the of his swim team and his family. When he kills himself, mom Sandy (Weaver) and dad Ben (Jeff Daniels) are devastated. Brother Tim (Hirsch) feels worse hes been harboring a dark secret. The film achieves a mordant wit when Ben tries to cheer his pot-smoking wife by offering her plastic surgery and Tim has a gay experiment with the boy next door (Ryan Donowho). What the movie damagingly lacks is a personality of its own.

Tony Dyson, Creator of Star Wars R2-D2, Dead at 68


Tony Dyson, a special effects supervisor and robotics expert who built the iconic R2-D2 droid for theStar Warsfranchise, was found dead on the Maltese island of Gozo where he lived. He was 68. An autopsy is being carried out to determine exact cause of death, but investigators said foul play isnt suspected and Dyson likely died of natural causes, the BBC reports.

At the time of Star Wars, Dyson was the owner of the White Horse Toy Company, which was commissioned to create the eight R2-D2 models, including four with remote control capabilities. The models were constructed with a seat inside for actor Kenny Baker, who played the droid in the film series. Dyson called working on the R2-D2 unit one of the most exciting periods of my life and routinely called R2-D2 his child in subsequent interviews.

In addition to R2-D2, Dyson also contributed special effects to films like Superman 2, the James Bond film Moonraker, Dragon Slayer and Altered States. Dyson also served as the special effects director on the 1980 sci-fi film Saturn 3 and created that films Hector the Robot.

In 1985, Dyson was nominated for an Emmy for a robot he created for a Sony commercial.



Tims Vermeer


While George Clooney and his Monuments Men search for art stolen by the Nazis in World War II, inventor Tim Jenison uses this potently provocative documentary to accuse 17th-century Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer of cheating. Say what? You heard me. Jenison, the founder of New Tek and an innovator in computer graphics, theorizes that Vermeer used optical aids of the period, including camera obscura and even a simple mirror, to achieve the photo-realistic look of his paintings. Jenison marshalls experts in the field, notably artist David Hockney and author-mathematician Philip Steadman to bolster his argument. More crucially, Jenison sets out to demonstrate his hypothesis by reproducing the scene of Vermeers The Music Lesson in his studio warehouse in San Antonio, Texas, using only the materials available at in the 1600s to actually trace it on canvass. You may go in expecting the excitement level of watching paint dry. What you get instead is a stimulating detective story that holds you in thrall. Jenison spent five years on his experiment, sharing his struggles and successes with the comedy-and-magic team of Penn and Teller, enlisting Teller to direct and Penn to narrate and help us connect the dots. Art purists can relax since Jenison, a video wiz with little talent for painting, never really challenges Vermeers genius for conception and composition. Technology is the thing at issue here. And you dont have to be a science geek to realize that art and technology may have been BFFs for much longer than we think.

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