I Love You, Beth Cooper


For about five minutes make that two minutes I thought this movie might have something. Dweeb valedictorian Dennis Cooverman (Paul Rust, looking like a clone of the young Sean Penn that didnt quite take) urges graduating high-school students to release the feelings inside. (Watch Peter Travers video review of I Love You, Beth Cooper.) I love you, Beth Cooper, he blurts out to the cheerleading hottie (Hayden Panettiere), who squirms in her seat at being namechecked by a loser. Larry Doyle, adapting his much (make that a double much) better novel for the screen, appears ready to twist the John Hughes formula into frisky new shapes. Dont get your hopes up. Chris Columbus, who directed the first two Harry Potter films (the bad ones), flattens every joke and sucks the life out of the actors. Panettiere, so winning as the cheerleader on Heroes (and they say Hollywood takes no casting risks!), substitutes posing for a performance this time out. Columbuss flair for sight gags reaches its peak when Dennis uses two tampons to stem a nosebleed. Aiming for the heartfelt hilarity of Superbad, I Love You, Beth Cooper is just super bad.

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Taken 3


Be warned, sequel fanboys: This thing sucks! If you go by the hype, it all ends here. Hell, it should have ended with Taken 2. But nooooo. Heres Taken 3 to cap a trilogy that gave Liam Neeson a new career lease as ex-CIA black-ops dude Bryan Mills, an action hero impervious to knives, bullets, grenades and death.

At 62, Neeson still has a glare that means badass. Nothing else in Taken 3 makes a damn lick of sense. In the first Taken, in 2008, Neesons killing machine massacred every goon in Paris to rescue his 17-year-old daughter, Kim (Maggie Grace), from Albanian slave traders. In Taken 2, in 2012, pissed-off relatives of those Albanians captured Mills and his ex-wife, Lenore (Famke Janssen), during a vacation in Istanbul. Sheesh. Why doesnt this Los Angeles family stay the fuck home? Silly question. With Mills retired to Enfamil, slippers and C.S.I. reruns, thered be no way to raid the box office and trade on audience affection for the first movie which was no lie a guilty, gritty pleasure.

But Taken 3, people, goes past cashing into cynical exploitation. The new script, byLuc Besson and Robert Mark Kamen, is empty of ideas, fun and purpose. At least, Mills is home in LA. this time, trying to get things going again with Lenore, now unhappily married to a wealthy suit (Dougray Scott). The triangle ends in a murder with Mills getting framed for the crime. Theres a lot of running around while Neeson pretends hes in a better movie, The Fugitive, and director Olivier Megaton edits frantically to compensate for the lack of anything really happening. Mills had skills once. No more. The only thing getting taken this time is the audience.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry


Say it isn't so. Not that Adam Sander as Chuck and Kevin James as Larry play idiot hetero fireman who fake being gay for health benefits. I mean that Sideways writers Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor actually contributed to a script that trots out every fag joke yes, even dropping the soap and then tells us how wrong it is to laugh. No comedy this year can beat this dud for mealy-mouthed hypocrisy.

The Emoji Movie, Tom Cruise Honored at 2018 Razzie Awards


The Emoji Movie won four Razzies, including Worst Picture, as the 38th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards honored 2017s worst films and performances on the day before the Oscars.

The animated film which Peter Travers wrote in his Rolling Stone review isnt a steaming pile of poop but its close also earned Worst Screenplay, Worst Director (Tony Leondis) and Worst Screen Combo (Any two obnoxious emojis).

Tom Cruise finally took home his first Razzie for Worst Actor thanks to his role in The Mummy, the stars first win in three nominations following Razzie losses in 1988 (Cocktail) and 2005 (War of the Worlds). Tyler Perry was awarded Worst Actress for playing Madea in Boo 2! A Madea Halloween.

Fifty Shades Darker also scored a pair of Razzie Awards for Worst Supporting Actress (Kim Basinger) and Worst Remake, Ripoff, or Sequel; the trilogys final installment, Fifty Shades Freed, arrived in 2018 to a zero-star Rolling Stone review.

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Transformers: The Last Knight, Rolling Stones Worst Film of 2017 and the Razzie frontrunner with an industry-leading nine nominations, went home empty-handed.

In a Razzie spin, the ceremonys In Memoriam section is dedicated to Hollywood figures whose careers ended in 2017, a list that notably includes Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, James Toback, Louis C.K. and more men exposed by the #MeToo movement. Very sorry, but we wont be missing you or your kind, the Razzies wrote after the tribute.

2018 Golden Raspberry Winners

Worst Picture: The Emoji Movie
Worst Actress: Tyler Perry, Boo 2! A Madea Halloween
Worst Actor: Tom Cruise, The Mummy
Worst Supporting Actor: Mel Gibson, Daddys Home 2
Worst Supporting Actress: Kim Basinger, Fifty Shades Darker
Worst Screen Combo: Any two obnoxious emojis, The Emoji Movie
Worst Remake, Ripoff or Sequel: Fifty Shades Darker
Worst Director: Tony Leondis, The Emoji Movie
Worst Screenplay: The Emoji Movie
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Barry L. Bumstead Award: CHiPS

Male Stripper to Movie Star: The Evolution of Channing Tatum


I didnt want to move or act like a rich man. I wanted to dance in a pair of jeans. I wanted to dance like the man in the streets. Gene Kelly

Its hard to imagine let alone remember living in a world where it wasnt a universally acknowledged truth that Channing Tatum used to be a stripper. Today, that particular chapter of his origin story seems as inextricable from the 35-year-old actors story as Ginger Rogers is from Fred Astaires career, or Scientology is from that of Tom Cruise, or Michael Fassbenders penis is from that of Michael Fassbender. And yet, considering that the news only broke a few years ago, theres a pretty good chance that you were alive and present for such a blithely ignorant time in our history.

Before the news of his past life was made public, Tatum was just another Hollywood lunk with a square chin, an easy charm, and a body that most men took as a personal insult. Somewhat famous but far from a household name, recognizable but difficult to place, he played characters with names like Zip, Jake, Leo, Caine, Mark, and Rowdy. Just Rowdy.

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His best early performances each worked to underline a singular quality that couldnt be replicated by the next vanilla talent in a casting agents Rolodex. His breakthrough turn in 2006s Step Up showcased his history as a free-style street dancer, while his standout work in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints a Sundance coming-of-age drama from earlier that same year hinted at an actor whose radiant sweetness was ready to be exploited by the violence indicated by his body (the perfect equation for a contemporary action star). His charm was easy to feel, even in endearingly lobotomized turns in films like the Amanda Bynes vehicle Shes the Man (also from 2006). Though it raised questions about his limitations such as: Is this guy really doing enough for his first name to sound that much like an action verb?

(Or at the very least, a slang term. According to Urban Dictionary, a Channing is a very cute boy who is really fun to be around. He sometimes acts like a five-year-old, but he probably treats girls the right way. As a very mature young man, he is talented in many areas. He is gifted and extremely loveable. This boy would have to be the highlight of every party. Sample sentence: I wish I could find a Channing.)

But a trio of filmmakers were intrigued by the kids oafish sensitivity, and seemed eager to prove that the actor was more than the archetypes into which Hollywood had tried to fit him. Kimberly Peirce gave Tatum a choice role in the otherwise unremarkable time capsule Stop-Loss; Michael Mann did the same in the gangster dress-up playdate Public Enemies. And then there was Steven Soderbergh, who enlisted Tatum for some sharp supporting work in his directors attempt to turn MMA star Gina Carano into an action heroine, Haywire. It wasnt long before the dude had made enough people enough money that he could start making actual career choices. And in that regard, his deep dark secret couldnt have become public at a better time.

In August 2009, the guy who had once hired Tatum to perform at a now-defunct Florida strip club sold a video to Us Weekly. Watch the clip, and youll see a lean young man called Chan Crawford gyrating on a stage in front of a banner that reads: You have to see to believe. Women scream with delight from behind the camera. Tatums public relations team was reportedly horrified. The actor himself, on the other hand, took the whole thing in stride Ihad wanted to tell people, he would later insist in this immortal GQ profile. Im not ashamed of it. Im not a person who hides shit.

No kidding.Not long after that, Tatum put his money where his mouth is, and with a kick in the ass from Soderbergh found himself producing, starring in, and co-financing a movie about the eight months he spent as a police officer in tearaway pants.

And just like that, his nature started to become his brand.

Rather than try to withstand the press cycle and embrace a traditional Hollywood narrative of reinvention, Tatum started to leverage what could have been the most embarrassing chapter of his past into the cornerstone of his present. His trajectory from stripper to celebrity to movie-star-playing-a-stripper is easy to trace, and in a time where there have never been more of the former and fewer of the latter. With Magic Mike, Tatum minted his stardom by making his public persona indivisible from his most iconic role. Encouraged by the response to 21 Jump Street, Tatum doubled down on the same flair for transparency that made him such a perfect choice for that endlessly self-reflexive reboot. The gamble paid off: Budgeted at $7 million, Magic Mike grossed $167 million worldwide, making it one of the most absurdly profitable films of 2012. Thats 167,000,000 $1 bills. Were gonna need a bigger banana hammock.

Tatum has never claimed that this magnum opus, in which he plays a veteran stripper who dreams of crafting his own line of bespoke furniture, is his biopic or anything. Its not my biopic or anything, he toldThe AV Club. Its just sort of the world I experienced. While that may be true, Magic Mike film was nevertheless Tatums most personal film to date. The man wasnt just telling us who he was he was telling us who he wants to be.

On screen, his characters journey is depicted as a broad recession fable thats framed as a tug-of-war between the promise of carpentry (represented by a girl) and the profit of stripping (represented by stripping). Like all stories about money, its also a story about integrity. Mike loves being on stage, but he doesnt want to be defined by that, and he cant afford for it to impinge on his ambitions. Theres something both adorable and tragic about the scene in which he tries to score a loan from a local bank dressed in a collared shirt and adorned with a pair of glasses. Its the only time in the film that the dude looks like hes wearing a costume.

Budgeted at $7 million, Magic Mike grossed $167 million worldwide, making it one of the most absurdly profitable films of 2012. Thats167,000,000 $1 bills. Were gonna need a bigger banana hammock.

The film, which ends with Mikes greedy boss getting the better of him, galvanized something for Tatum. As the actor told Details magazine in the months leading up to the films release: I really dont want to be in any more movies that I dont produce . . . My bar for being successful is being able to do movies that really mean something to me and being able to make a living off of that . . . I think its about believing in what you do.

You have to see to believe.

The movie was a pivotal moment in Tatums career for any number of reasons, but chief among them was how it allowed him to publicly announce (and privately determine) that he was going to do things on his own terms. He was going to do things as himself, or not at all. After all, that was the only way he could do it, as the ethos dovetailed with his talent. Hes played a stripper, a gangster, a soldier, an undercover cop, an aspiring Secret Service agent, a troubled Olympic wrestler, and a half-human half-dog hybrid that skates around the galaxy on a pair of rocket shoes, and yet for better or worse it always feels like hes playing himself. Which is the only person hes ever wanted to be.

Magic Mike is the movie that confirmed Channing Tatum as a star. Magic Mike XXL is the movie that confirms why. Hes the Gene Kelly of his generation, and this is his Singin in the Rain.

The sequel, easily one of the better films of the summer (and certainly its most joyful), finds the eponymous conjurer living his dream as a small-business owner, complete with a single employee whom he cant afford to provide health insurance. Hes proud of the life hes made for himself, and yet when it all goes quiet Ginuwine calls to Mike in the night. Hes tried his damnedest to stifle the stripper inside him, but some beasts cant be tamed. Cue Mike pantomime-fucking his entire woodshed.

All it takes is a call from Tarzan, the Magic Mike Cinematic Universes Nick Fury equivalent, for our hero to put a pin in his entrepreneurial zeal and hit the road with the gang for one last ride (#OneLastRide). A bro-mantic odyssey that has all the conflict of masturbating, Magic Mike XXL delights in its gratuitousness from start to finish, and yet its nevertheless a vital corrective to a concession made at the end of the original film.

The original ends with our hero abandoning the stripper community cold turkey and trying to find happiness through denial. Magic Mike XXL systematically defenestrates that choice. Gone are all of the characters that prompted Mike to choose between his loves and his dreams, replaced instead by an ever-expanding party of pals who appreciate, support, and respect each other for the multitudes they contain. The movies euphoric final set piece explicitly hinges on the dancers incorporating their personalities into their routines, building to a sequence in which Mike strips in front of a human mirror, a poetic grace note for someone getting paid millions of dollars to mime an idealized version of his former self. Hes turned the looking glass into the two-way mirror of a peepshow, and hes invited the world to look through it. Magic Mike XXL is a portrait of two guys clearing their personal bars for success. Both of them have washboard abs and know their way around a stage. One of them is a fictional character.

Super Troopers 2 Secures Distribution, Begins Fundraising


UPDATE: TheSuper Troopers sequel has already raised more than $1.5 millionin less than 24 hours of fundraising.

The long-awaited sequel to Super Troopers has scored distribution from 20th Century Fox, and Broken Lizard, the comedy troupe behind the 2001 cop comedy, has begun fundraising for the film on Indiegogo, Pastereports.

Fans can start donating right meow to the Indiegogo campaign, which has already raised over $200,000 in just a few hours. Broken Lizard Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske and their longtime producer, Richard Perello, are hoping to raise at least $2 million in the next 31 days, though as the group noted in a video, the more money we raise, the more great, fun shit youll get to see.

The clip finds Thorny, Rabbit, Mac and Foster pulling over Farva, who quickly finds out he hasnt been included inSuper Trooper 2plans,but weasels his way into the movie by convincing the mustachioed crew he had the best bits in the first film. The troopers acquiesce and show Farva his script, conveniently located in the trunk of his car, which they proceed to shove him in.

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The clip also outlines a number of the prizes available to donors, which range from a copy of the films final shooting script and a digital download of the movie to a behind-the-scenes set tour ($12,500) and the chance to go to a baseball game with the Broken Lizard gang ($15,000). While the $10,000 Be An Actor prize has been scooped up, Broken Lizard are also offering themselves up as groomsmen (or bridesmaids) to one $25,000 donor, while $35,000 will earn one person the patrol car used in the movie, complete with vanity plate suggestions.

If the Indiegogo campaign is a success, Broken Lizard plan to begin pre-production in May and start filming over the summer (and release Farva from the trunk). If all goes according to plan, Super Troopers2 could see release earlynext year.

Five Things PBS Could Teach You About Jimi Hendrix


Guitar god Jimi Hendrix got the PBS treatment last night in the American Masters broadcast of the two-hour documentary Jimi Hendrix Hear My Train a Comin. In other words: a thorough, serious-minded consideration of his career that soft-pedals some aspects of his personal life, such as his drug use. While the high priests of Hendrixology will be familiar with most of it, the film has some previously unseen treasures, such as his performance at the 1968 Miami Pop Festival, and smart commentary from the likes of Rolling Stones David Fricke. Even viewers moderately familiar with Hendrixs legend could enrich their understanding of his life. Five examples:

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Hendrix looked good in a uniform.
Although he later became famous for peacock fashion hats with feathers, aquamarine chemises Hendrix looked sharp in a uniform. The documentary has a great vintage photo of him in the military (his unit was the 101st Airborne, and he lasted as a paratrooper until he got an honorable discharge). And although he may have chafed at the musical limitations of backing up Wilson Pickett and the Isley Brothers at the beginning of his career, he could look arresting in a matching leopard-print jacket.

Hendrix had his guitar with him at all times.
Although Hendrix was blessed with abundant musical talent, he honed it by playing the guitar pretty much every waking moment, which meant that he always had an instrument with him wherever he went. (It also served the purpose of deflecting conversation offstage, he was rather shy.) Various friends and girlfriends testify to how he always carried a six-string: for example, in the morning, hed strap it on before walking into the kitchen for breakfast.

Moving to London in 1966 was even better for Hendrix than he could have hoped for.
When he got to town, under the wing of manager and producer Chas Chandler (formerly of the Animals), he needed a place to stay. In the early days, that place was Ringo Starrs apartment.

Hendrix didnt think much of his singing voice.
While his vocals obviously arent as virtuosic as his guitar playing, theyre more than capable but Hendrix was intensely self-conscious about them. We had a constant row in the studio, Chandler remembers, about where his voice should be in the mix. He always wanted to have his voice buried and I always wanted to bring it forward. He was saying, Ive got a terrible voice, Ive got a terrible voice. Id say, You may have a terrible voice, but youve got great rhythm in your voice.'

The Jimi Hendrix Experience got their career-altering Monterey Pop appearance on the recommendation of Paul McCartney.
The Beatle saw Hendrix at an early London gig and became huge supporters. You may have heard about Hendrix kicking off a 1967 show with the title track to Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band, only days after the album came out but this film has great footage of McCartney, in Pepper garb, rocking out at the show. When McCartney was asked if the Beatles would play the Monterey International Pop Music Festival, he declined, but suggested Hendrix instead. Given the opportunity, Hendrix blew the crowd away, lit his guitar on fire and launched his American career.

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