No Joke: Anti-Beyonce Protest Outside NFL HQ Was a Flop

Last week, following Beyoncs Super Bowl 50 halftime performance and a firestorm of outrage sparked by the Fox News machine, a group of angry folks made plans to protest the singer outside NFL headquarters in New York.

Organizers of the anti-Beyonc rally called for those offended by her race-baiting stunt to stand together [and] tell the NFL we dont want hate speech and racism at the Superbowl [sic] ever again. Regardless of whether thewhole thing was a hoax said organizers never responded toRolling Stones request for comment theprotest still went on as planned Tuesday morning.And it was a massive flop. According to reports, attendance was so sparse that, initially, it appeared that no one bothered to show up. Eventually, a middle-aged man in New York Giants gear bravely appeared to voice his outrage, later joined by a single volunteer for Ted Cruzs campaign and eventually, a woman wearing a Seahawks jersey and a Police beanie.

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The reason for the sparse turnout? Apparently it had something to do with the weather. Or the fact that some people had to work. Or both. Whatever.

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glenn schuck (@glennschuck) February 16, 2016

Some of us are surprised that there are only a couple of us out here today, Ariel Kohane, the Cruz supporter, said. It is scheduled from 8 to 4 p.m. its a business day. Also, the weather; the rain turned a lot of people away. You know, 6 p.m. would be a better time. Even lunch time 12 p.m., 1 p.m.

Thats too bad, dude.

To make matters worse (or, depending on your viewpoint, better), the protesters were outnumbered by a swath of Beyhive loyalists, who staged an anti-anti-Beyonc rally of their own. They even waited until all the haters cleared out; even in the rain, Beyonce fans remain strong.