Louie Recap: I Wasnt Drowning, But Im Glad You Saved Me


Gay sex is something that Louis C.K. has joked about being amenable to, any number of times. Hes done so in ways that are thoughtful and funny and far from patronizing a feat which partly explains the nearly universal appeal of C.K., and the reason he can do things like endorse Daniel Toshs awful rape joke this week and emerge mostly unscathed. Its this kind of innate empathy and insight which separates the big gay panic beat of this weeks episode of Louie (which was set in, and entitled, Miami) from the prototypical Sandler-esque garbage.

When a moment of misunderstanding reaches its boiling point at the episodes climax, and Louie has to defend himself from a polite accusation of homosexuality, he seems simultaneously concerned with: being mistaken for a bigot, being mistaken for a gay man, and confronting the fact that, on some level, he is perhaps at least the tiniest bit gay. It is at once hilarious and difficult to behold, which is a description that would be written on this shows family crest, if ever there were such a thing. Here are the five most uncomfortable moments from this weeks episode.

1. Almost immediately upon arriving in Miami, Louie gets knocked over by an impossibly attractive collection of beachgoers, to whom he is invisible. Then, moments later, he gets halfway through taking off his shirt when these same toned torsos (not the exact ones, but there seems to be a minimum body fat percentage requirement to enter this beach) catch his attention, causing him to pull his shirt back down over his moobs and retreat to his hotel room for lunch and a nap. Interestingly, he passes out with much of his food left uneaten, as though he grew disgusted with himself halfway through the meal and had to escape through slumber.

2. Familiarity breeds not just contempt, but self-hatred. When Louie sees a fellow fat guy on the nearly deserted beach upon going back to visit later, it looks as though it absolutely crushes him to return the dudes wave of solidarity. This is the only time either party feels comfortable enough to be out in the great sandy open, their respective girths un-gazed upon by beachbound angels.

3. The first of two monumental misunderstandings in the episode occurs when Louie sees his towel-wrapped wallet and other belongings scooped up by resort staff as he wades too far out into the ocean. His excited waving and yelling attracts the attention of affable Adonis lifeguard Ramon, who swims out to rescue Louie. The indignity of being put in the vulnerable, emasculating position of a saved person increases exponentially when Louie is unable to explain that he wasnt drowning. Weirdly, the matter of Louies lost belongings is never touched upon again, so I guess were to assume that its beside the point.

4. For a brief while, there are no uncomfortable moments. Louie and Cuban-born Ramon bond over the fact that they both immigrated to the U.S. at a young age from south of the border (Mi hermano!), prompting the lifeguard to invite Louie to explore the Real Miami, through the magic of montage sequences. At the party they eventually hit up, there are at least three distinct forms of sexy dancing occurring on the ground level. Hovering on a balcony above it all, like a gargoyle, is Louie. Once again, his reality remains the same even in the Real Miami. Its an ongoing theme of the TV show, and Louies stand-up: no matter how successful he gets, he will always feel out of place among the beautiful people.

Earlier in the episode, just before Ramon invites Louie out on the town, our hero finally lashes out at an immaculately stacked female an entitled stunner who asks for a bite from his fruit plate as she walks by, simply taking it. No, he calls after her as she keeps walking. You just ate a strawberry you cant have. But of course, as the woman is quick to point out, shes already had it. Louie doesnt have any better luck at the party, when he tries to talk to a pair of hotties from his perch on the balcony (they literally laugh in his face as they float down the staircase).

5. The most uncomfortable moment of the episode, however, easily ranks among the most uncomfortable moments on the series altogether. Hell, its right up there with awkward all-stars like Jon Favreaus endless answering machine messages in Swingers or David Brents deliriously bad dancing on The Office. It starts when Louie has a moment of inspiration straight out of the movies: he decides to push back his flight for a couple of extra days and kick it in Miami with his new bud, Ramon. Its a move that speaks to the difficulties many adult males have with making new adult male friends. On most shows, the episode might end here, with Louie heading off to have an epic bro-hang in the Real Miami. Instead, as Louies ex-wife Janet mentions over the phone after misinterpreting his statement that he met someone, changing ones flight is the kind of thing a person usually does in order to spend more precious time with a love interest.

Pretty soon Ramon is suspicious of Louies motivation for hanging around the beach after he was set to leave. When the gay panic between them really begins to flare up (interestingly, without either party ever quite using the word gay), Louie tries to explain himself and sputters out for what seems like forever. Heres a full transcript of this most cringiest of moments, which couldnt possibly have been scripted: Oh, no, no. But yeah, but that. Ramon . . . Im not. I . . . you, you, you. I just, its. I dont know if Ive ever. I dont know that Ive ever. Im not trying. Im not trying anything to, and I dont even know that I mean. I mean, Im not. This time around, though, Ramon the lifeguard cant save Louie from drowning.

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